Owen K.C. Stephens (He/Him)

@owenkcstephens.bsky.social

10 months ago

"Okay, but why *pretend* you deal with booze, cigarettes, and guns?"
"Turns out, when dealing with fairies, grays, and 27th-centurians, alcohol and tobacco come up a lot."
"And the firearms?"
"For everything else."
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Owen K.C. Stephens (He/Him)

@owenkcstephens.bsky.social

10 months ago

Why does this say 'Bureau of Aliens, Time-Travel, and Fantastic Creatures'?"
"Because that's what the ATF really does. I mean, we don't actually need a separate agency for booze, smoke, and guns--other departments can handle that kind of thing."
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