• does us attorney general need to be a lawyer? : No, the U.S. Attorney General (AG) is not legally required to be a lawyer or hold a law license. While they must be appointed by the President and confirmed by the Senate, no statute dictates they pass a bar exam. However, historically, all U.S. Attorneys General have been trained in the law.

Things are looking up for this #SecretLawyer

#SecretLawyer here - the short answer is NO

This is the first thing I learned at #SecretLawyer school.

Wait, as a #SecretLawyer, am I illegal??

There is a wide gulf between #SecretLawyer & #AILawyer

(and in this gulf is likely a jail sentence)

As a #SecretLawyer, I can confirm that the DHS has its head up its own ass.

My ConLaw professor would be screaming about this today (except he died in 1991)

FYI - a #SecretLawyer would never blame a psychic

I am just a simple #SecretLawyer with very little experience in Maritime Law, but this looks like murder.

(maybe like the trash bag thrown from the White House window, they will claim later that this video is AI)

If I were an investigative journalist, I'd maybe look into the 911 log and that NH domestic violence incident for details. Seriously, NH isn't that big.

I'd do it, but I'm just a #SecretLawyer, not a #SecretInvestigativeJournalist

Hoping @marisakabas.bsky.social breaks this one

Is this an actual "habeas corpus" request?

(Reminder - I am a simple #SecretLawyer)

this #SecretLawyer has been saying this for months - discovery is not for the weak

FYI-I did not get my #SecretLawyer degree in Massachusetts

As a #SecretLawyer, this is an amazing thread. Covers topics that transfer to a lot of other professions

As a #SecretLawyer, my contract law classes were held next to a 7-11. Still, I don't believe these letters constitute a binding contract.

I am a poor #SecretLawyer and my mantra is "Discovery, baby!!"

I am a very popular #SecretLawyer, however I am not legally allowed to dispense legal advice.

That said, this is an awful idea. Please do not rely on an AI summary of a contract before signing.

I vow to not wear pants all summer long. If you see me wearing pants, I'll buy you a cup of coffee.

(This is a binding contract - I am a #SecretLawyer)

Day one of #SecretLawyer school - here are the lecture topics:

-Syllabus
-Why do you want to be a lawyer?
-Habeas Corpus: What does it mean?
-Taco Law
-How to access LexisNexis
-Shit that will 100% get you disbarred

Oh ...

#SecretLawyer does not like this at all

Looking over my law school notes regarding libel vs slander

#SecretLawyer

Don't recall learning this when I became a #SecretLawyer - have to look at my ConLaw notes

I am just a simple #SecretLawyer - it's not good when a judge uses bold, right?

as a Jesuit-educated #SecretLawyer, this is beautiful

no notes, and major applause for "Interim United States Attorney"

This #SecretLawyer is applauding DEH's breakdown of this important First Amendment issue.

Well done, Ken

As a #SecretLawyer, this makes my brain hurt. Even Lionel Hutz is embarrassed

The barista at Starbucks saw my travel mug, which has a legal corporate logo and asked me if I'm a lawyer. I looked her in the eye and said, "no, I'm just a simple secret lawyer."

#SecretLawyer

As a #SecretLawyer, this is *chef's kiss* beautiful.

Shhhh - nobody expects a #SecretLawyer on Bluesky