Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport) This is actual news: the Pentagon is banning photographers from press briefings to punish them for taking unflattering photos of Pete Hegseth. So, in the interest of pissing him off, please share this...

Petulant, peevish, pettish Pete Hegseth should keep his F*CKING mouth shut, literally and figuratively.
#SecretaryOfInebriation
#SaveOurHumanity

#SecretaryOfInebriation Pete Hegseth!

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