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Nobody inside the library will judge you for how you're using it.
Nobody of importance outside the library will judge you for how you're using it.
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"The Catcher In The Rye" hasn't been checked out since 1978.
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Most libraries have a soundproof cubicle somewhere out of view so librarians can go in, shut the door, and just scream to get their frustrations out. No one hears anything. And there’s usually a little mirror and sink to freshen up afterwards so nobody knows.
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All Carnegie libraries are built over volcanic vents. They can be put into service as emergency oracles at a moment's notice.
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Who curated it better?
Atoz
Harry Seldon
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"Hey! Who turned out the lights?"
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Libraries keep the art books of erotic Renaissance art in a back room with all the other dirty books angry mom's don't want people to see. Its like an old stool video store for nerds.
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Libraries are liberal factories.
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Libraries are liberal factories.
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For security, one staff member at the front desk has a firearm.
It’s known as Checkout’s Gun, and eventually it must be fired
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According to a law passed in 2016, one entire shelf section of every library must be dedicated solely to James Patterson books.
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Only in certain circumstances can you see the ghost owl.👻 🦉
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🎞️ toricaferoppong on Twitter (wish they were here)
Your library card allows you to travel to more places than your passport does!
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"Everybody poops, The video" cover with crayon pictures of a horse butt, a duck, a snail, and a child with a concentration face
Before the Dewey decimal system, books were catalogued using the Dewey fractional system.
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A book made from human skin with a wrinkled screaming face in the leather. From the Evil Dead movie.
Every public library has a Necronomicon placed randomly on the shelves.
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A notice under "LIBRARY RETURN": Please yell "NOT A SQUIRREL" when opening book drop so we know you are a human and not a squirrel trying to steal Keith's lunch
Plot twist: I'm the one hoo trained the squirrels to do this.🦉 ✨
Fuck you, Keith. You know why.🦉 💢
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Presidents each have their own. Trump's will be known as the LIEbrary.
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The head librarian often slips and says “Liberry”
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Scowling owl edited to be wearing glasses, surrounded by old books.
Librarians wearing glasses are trained to give you the "look".🦉 💢
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The Library of Congress is virtually unused; most of congress wouldn't know what to do with a book.
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You can’t place A Wrinkle In Time and The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe too close together or an interdimensional rift will open.
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Flicka, Misty, Black Beauty... the library has horses WITH NAMES!
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GTK is just a joy to work wit.... What's that? Not that kind of library? Ok
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All Quiet on the Western Genre, Please.
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All the books that are banned in Texas are still here, we just put different dust covers on them. MAGA can’t/wont read, so it’s no big deal.
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The Librarians don't just deal with books; sometimes they collect supernatural objects as well for safekeeping
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Microfiche operators are fucking HOT 🔥❤️🔥
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