May the odds be ever in your tax bracket. 😇💸

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So here’s to the brave, the bold, & the beautifully ungovernable- those who remind the empire that fear works both ways!

~Brett Shallowford

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So, grab your waders, patriots. The tide’s rising, & this time it’s blue. 🌊💙

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🇺🇸🎤 “JET FUEL FOR LOVE”: KASH’S DEFINITION OF “OFFICIAL BUSINESS” ✈️💋 🦅✈️ FBI Director Patel’s $60M Date Night for Democracy 🛩️💥

As he fires subordinates for “disloyalty,” Lady DeVille Cashwell calls it “bold.”
Dr. Sherry calls it “a ceiling fan in a meth lab.”
Scott Galloway just sighed.

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The ceremony was touching- JD knelt like a man proposing to fossil fuel subsidies while Erika delivered last rites to irony itself.

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So yes- believe him. Because if a man tells you he’s going to burn the house down, don’t hand him the matches.

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