AMERICANS EVERYWHERE! Move to #Cambodia and enroll in #SenCare! It costs nothing and provides nothing, but it's built to last! #SkinnyRepeal
Hey guys! I'm totally not sick! In fact, I will fight all comers right now at Olympic Stadium! #Cambodia #SenCare
It's nice to see the U.S. finally realizing the brilliance of Cambodia's non-universal, infinite-payer healthcare system. #Cambodia #SenCare
I'm still pretty angry that this never became a thing. #SenCare #HunsanitysGreatestHits #Cambodia
#SenCare will leverage multiple synergies to eradicate dangerous vectors! https://x.com/HunSensEye/statuses/220723455136505856 #cambodia
Obamacare get so much recognition, it's almost as if folks forgot about #SenCare. https://x.com/HunSensEye/statuses/219994021941096448 #cambodia
But seriously, we need to get on this mystery virus. It's just about the only health crisis left in Cambodia. #cambodia #SenCare
Moto helmets are another focus of #SenCare. Who needs 'em? Broken bones are way more expensive to treat than brain death. #Cambodia
Pharmacy regulation is another aspect of #SenCare. Morphine will now be prescribed for everything, because that shit is AWESOME. #Cambodia
#SenCare will also provide bug spray to sanitation workers, making #cambodia as free of mosquitoes as it is piles of stinking refuse.
#SenCare will also surrender one moto thief to mob justice per month, so folks can work out their issues in a healthy, constructive manner.
#SenCare will also ban star-crossed lovers. The resulting heartbreak and acid attacks strain our health care system TOO MUCH. #cambodia
The gov't is also preparing subsidies for ill Cambodians who eschew pricey doctors for traditional, effective sorcery. #cambodia #SenCare
Cambodia has way too many sick folks without access to health care. From now on anyone who gets sick must pay a $5 fine. #cambodia #SenCare