Monday again. The day my bed transforms into the most loyal, understanding place on Earth — and my alarm clock becomes Satan’s apprentice. ☕💀
Anyway, let’s pretend we’re thrilled to be here.
#MondayMotivation #BarelyAlive #SendHelpAndCoffee
☀️ Sunday Mood Check:
Is it:
A) Laundry day
B) Nap day
C) Existential crisis in a bathrobe
D) All of the above, but with snacks?
🧺💤🛁🍕
#SundayScaries #LazySunday #SendHelpAndCoffee
Just spent 3 hours writing one perfect sentence. Then deleted it because it sounded too good, and now the rest of the novel is intimidated. Currently apologizing to my keyboard and bribing my plot with snacks. #WritingLife #SendHelpAndCoffee
Writing a novel is fun until your main character changes personality halfway through, the plot forgets where it's going, and you realize you've described the moon as “haunting” 17 times. #WritingProblems #AmWriting #SendHelpAndCoffee
Clocked out at 11pm. By 4:45am, I’m in a whole new hospital because my mom decided gravity was a challenge she could win. Yeeted her Head to the floor. Plot twist: I’m still charting—just emotionally.
#MaleNurseProblems #PlotTwistCaregiver #SendHelpAndCoffee
Well if I'm going to pull an all nighter I might as well work! #SendHelpAndCoffee
"I will take you down! I will break the sky!"
"Are you kidding me? Noo!"
#Eckmancita (age 3)
#SendHelpandCoffee
