SCOTT ADAMS; SCOTT ADAMS; SCOTT ADAMS!!! Not the beloved Douglas Adams of The Hitchhikers' Guide to The Galaxy and Dirk Gently fame!!! My apologies! I had a momentary blip of Alzheimer's! So sorry about that! #SeniorMoments: They hit unexpected and hard! 😢
I’ve just had my first “where are my sunglasses?” Incident of 2026, resulting in them being on my head! #SeniorMoments 👴🏾🤣
Hell, I'd try if I could remember where I stashed my gun 😏
#SeniorMoments
#FuckTrump
#Epstein
Well, I've been waiting for them all to die, but now I can't remember what I was going to reveal. #SeniorMoments
Can someone remind me in 10 minutes, I've got soup on, thanks. 😁
#SeniorMoments
It's not that Donald keeps falling asleep.
Its the fact he keeps waking up.
#DementiaDon
#SeniorMoments
#Geriatric
Shit, I thought it was still Sunday for half an hour there. #seniormoments
Cognitive dissonance: critical.
If Republican = not Fascist
If Fascist = not Republican
If Antifascist = not Republican
#cognitivedissonance #tiltingatwindmills #logic #politics #thinking #contradiction #brainmeltdown #criticalthinking #mentalgymnastics #seniormoments #demetiavoter
I am “enjoyed a veggie burger with all the fixings only to have my husband point out several hours later that the patty was still in the microwave” years old.
#seniormoments
#dumbthingsoldpeopledo
Memory fog? Distractions? Or just too many things on the to-do list?
You're not alone!
💬 Tag someone who definitely has Dory moments 😂👇
#DoryQuote #MemoryLikeAFish #RelatableHumor #BrainFog #SeniorMoments #BobAndBradHumor
A view of the crossing at Allington Lock, a sticker stuck on the metal frame reads: Don’t be a wasteman.
Left the farmhouse wearing reading glasses! 🤣🤣🤣 My heads a shed today! Off to walk that sh*t out!! #SeniorMoments 🩵
Missed it this morning?
Golf, growing old, and a gentle surprise. This short story might not fix your swing, but it’ll warm your heart. #SeniorMoments #Golf
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so just now, sat back down, reached for my mouse, and wondering why it felt so weird and wasn't working ... then realized I was pushing my cell phone around on my little table (mouse was right next to it)
#SeniorMoments
🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - 🚗 97-Year-Old Crashes Car & Says She Doesn’t Need a License Anymore! 😂👵
#Jokes #Comedy #Funny #DadJokes #LOLJokes #Standup #FunnyVideo #CleanJokes #SeniorMoments #FunnyDrivingStory #ElderlyHumor
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Jack sometimes comes out just as I’m finishing my breakfast and it’s pretty clear that only his nose & feet are awake. He doesn’t even mooch for shares just kinda stands there.
#SeniorMoments
Old guy problems: when the highlight of your morning is the anticipation of the sandwich you're gonna have for lunch at work only to open the fridge and find it's spaghetti and meat sauce that you packed last night. Thanks a lot, memory!
#SeniorMoments #LunchtimeLament
Too good not to repost. Welcome to my world. Also add, "what is that word I want to say?" #seniormoments #forgetfulness
Aging gracefully? Nah, just sitting here with creaky knees
. #BoneTired #AgingLikeFineMilk #RelatableAF #SkeletonMood #SeniorMoments #MentallyExhausted
A few days ago I lopped quite a lot (a bit) of firethorn off and put it in a recycling bin. Today I tipped the plastics, bottles and cans into the white lidded bin and too late I realised to my horror that they were crashing onto an evil bed of firethorn cuttings. #SeniorMoments
Since I ran out of cow jokes last week (IKR?!), I'm posting silver fox funnies on Fridays. But what hashtag should I use? #foxyfriday, #seniorsillys, #fridayfunnies, #seniormoments, something else? I'm open to suggestions!
Senior Moments in the MARSHAVERSE
#Fiber #SeniorMoments #MARSHAVERSE #IceHouse #LettersFromAltadena
What's a "senior green party politician"? Old, and tired?
#SeniorMoments
You're off your meds again.
#seniormoments
