Why do whales have to be so loud? #SeniorSharkComplaints
🍊 " #Trump is far too chewy now that I have less teeth..."
🧓🦈 #SeniorSharkComplaints
#SeniorSharkComplaints People no longer think they need a bigger boat after seeing you.
Fiberglass hulls, my ass! The old wooden boats had way more fiber!
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#SeniorSharkComplaints I’m flattered by the tribute, man, but if you think that’s me, you’re so far off.
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#SquintessentialTags #HashtagGame
Dermal denticles growing in my ampule of lorenzini
#seniorsharkcomplaints The Wrong Dreyfuss!
#seniorsharkcomplaints Sizism
#seniorsharkcomplaints No docs
#seniorsharkcomplaints I only get one week???
#seniorsharkcomplaints Incel
#seniorsharkcomplaints Bad Halloween costumes
#seniorsharkcomplaints This…
#seniorsharkcomplaints Too much Fanfare for Navy Seals
#seniorsharkcomplaints amateurs!
#seniorsharkcomplaints Preservation of USS Indianapolis
#seniorsharkcomplaints Oceans 15
#seniorsharkcomplaints Boating Rights
#seniorsharkcomplaints Dorsal Loss
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These young pups today don't know they're born.
#seniorsharkcomplaints His son got in the act!
#seniorsharkcomplaints No Anti-Social Security!
#seniorsharkcomplaints Had to retake swimming test for license!
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What the heck is that thing? It looks like it ate too many domino cakes.
#SeniorSharkComplaints
Fed up of this lot basking everyday what a racket.
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These surfers are too chewy!
#SquintessentialTags #SquintyTags
#HashtagGame
#SeniorSharkComplaints
Oh baby it's annoying.
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🦈 Can't stand Jaws music.
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Spielberg never paid us any royalties
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🦈 I can't believe you, I told you that we were meeting my mum and dad today and you're HAMMERED AGAIN!