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Short and Curly Wurlies

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Brazilian Nuts

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Phooaar Rocher

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If Santa has a cold he can take a dose of
Cunning Linctus

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Pilsbury Dill Dough

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Pop Porn

Sweet or Salty

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Choc Clit

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San Minges

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A WHOPPER

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Chest.Nuts.

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Jalapeño Poppers

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Don’t forget a carrot for Rudolph.

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Schweddy balls

Stocking feelers

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Nibbled nuts and a slow comfortable screw against the wall..

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cinnamon rolls (h/t Betty Crocker)

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sin among buns

(these were delish, btw)

Egg-snog and Mingemeat Pie
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Christmas Nookie  #SexySantaSnacks
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Erection Box

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#SexySantaSnacks ginger bed

#SexySantaSnacks : eye candy