Year-end review:
✅ Still haunted
✅ Showed up anyway
✅ Got promoted to “functional chaos”

Integration isn’t enlightenment—it’s admin.

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🧄 Protect your peace at the dinner table.
This spell wards off the cousin who says “just playing devil’s advocate” while clearly channeling one.

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🥀 You’re not shy, you’re just running low on brat voltage.
This spell re-routes your bashfulness into power, sass, and the sacred art of pouting.

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This spell keeps your lineage out of the bedroom so you can practice self-worship with no spectral guilt trip.
Remember: every orgasm is a resurrection spell.
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