Image of a ginger cat with a green collar tag sitting on top of a pile of papers and essays. End ID.

You’ve made it through our February deadlines, so you deserve a #ShaxPet. Meet Scotch Egbert, the most mannerly honey-bagged chuck we ever did see. As an academic himself, Scotch Egbert applauds you - whether you submitted your #shax2026 paper or a #shax2027 proposal, you did it.

a large explosion is taking place in the middle of a city Alt: Gif: a large fire explosion is taking place and a fire bird appears

Oh definitely campaigning to get the next #shaxpet to be a cute phoenix now.