Image of a garden and bird feeder. Somewhere in the picture is a flying hirondelle about to skim the pond .
This is a #ShitBirdPhoto
Une hirondelle !
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Too small, but absolutely perfect for a #ShitBirdPhoto then?
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Look. You have recently bestowed a #ShitBirdPhoto on me, so I will let this slide. But any more of that nonsense and I will paint your house AND YOU DO NOT WANT ME TO DO THAT.
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3 hours and still no #ShitBirdPhoto nomination. Despondency beginning to set in. Keeping upper lip stiff for sake of other chaps. May not last much longer. Thoughts of Blighty keeping one going. May have to step outside. May be some time. @wulfhelm.bsky.social
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A fantastic photograph of some green plastic-coated wire fencing with some kind of white poultry in the background.
Our rescue Araucana hen.
@wulfhelm.bsky.social #ShitBirdPhoto
Come on man, I need this.
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Take your point. But I wanted a sense of circling and imminent death of something or other. Every #ShitBirdPhoto should both tell a story and convey a sense of ineptitude. But yes, I should try harder.
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No. He's looking for a #ShitBirdPhoto opportunity in a glamourous location.
Hugh cant have the monopoly much longer.
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Rules not followed here . . .
I think the rule something like the account holder got to submit the #shitbirdphoto themselves then he not labelling unsuspecting accts pics #shit
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@wulfhelm.bsky.social an unusual but valid #ShitBirdPhoto.
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Err am I allowed to nominate? @wulfhelm.bsky.social ๐ฌ don't want to be rude but this surely is a #shitbirdphoto ?
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#shitbirdphoto.
I swear I see one on the bush
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Dreadful euphemism, I assume.
Still, at least it wasnโt a #ShitBirdPhoto.
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@wulfhelm.bsky.social it's been awhile and what a cracker this is. Wife took a photo of Supposedly 4 Magpies, representing our eldest and wife trying for there second baby? She's now sure will be a boy!!! Not by this shit bird photo me thinks!๐คฃ #shitbirdphoto
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That's well shit
#Shitbirdphoto
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Thatโs too good for a #ShitBirdPhoto IMO anyway.
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Three pigeons in flight. They are silhouetted: the one of the left is silhouetted against the cloudy sky. The middle one is also silhouetted against the sky and appears to merge with the end of a tree branch silhouette. On the right hand is the third pigeon in front on some tree branches. This pigeon is facing the camera with its wings out stretched, and its wings are paler than the rest of its body.
Three pigeons mid-flight.
#ShitBirdPhoto ?
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Another bloody #shitbirdphoto ?
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#ShitBirdPhoto review hourโฆwith suggested nibbles and beverages
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@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Have a go at this, from top left to bottom right.
I reckon:-
#Shitbirdphoto 1
#Shitbirdphoto silvery metal thingy
#Shitbirdohoto 3
#Shitbirdphoto 4
So silvery metal thingy is odd one out.
I'm numbering it XL5 Robbi(e)n.
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