My van is not fixed so today I am driving my bosses much newer van I have connected my phone but jeez that big screen is annoying and I do seem to be able to make the seat any higher #ShortArse
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Me #shortarse
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No more than me Dawny.
Hefty #shortarse.
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He'd fit in that mug too #shortarse
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Glad to be a source of amusement.
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I was asked to get my blood pressure checked at the GPs on the machine which also measures your height and weight. I knew I was a fat bastard, but my height 😱😬......153cm. Humbling.
In advance, 🖕 @philcx.bsky.social.
Good things come in small packages, right? #shortarse
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Is it a thing? #shortarse villa fans?
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Sorry couldn't see you, I'll bring a microscope next time lad #shortarse
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Warm and comfortable is all that matters.
My oodie has Percy Pigs on it, and it is so long I risk falling down the stairs every time I wear it. #shortarse #jeopardy
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#shortarse innit?
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*and Jo.
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How will you get to 7 foot 3 if you’re only 3 foot 7? #shortarse
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Nothing says persistence of hope over experience like, "Tammy Beaumont tried to get a big stride in"
#EngVsInd
#TheCricket
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If it's any consolation, I rarely address the issue of height in my professional practice*
*This may not solely be a professional decision #shortarse
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Aaaaw, look at your likkle legs, lad #shortarse 🤏
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I console myself with the fact that if my legs were in proportion to my top half I'd be 6 foot #shortarse
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😆 #shortarse.
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I've been thinking about this, surely it depends on height? I can only reach the middle shelves (on tiptoe) on our wall cupboards, so I wouldn't want food I need to be able to get to up there.
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I can't be the bigger person...I'm only 5ft tall or small 🙈😝🙏🏽😆😅🥹☺️❤️🤘🏼🤣🤣🤣
#shortarse and proud 🤭🤭🤭
Has its perks lol 😆
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Hello Brixton Academy with your sloping floor so I can stand anywhere and still see. #Shortarse #Wetleg
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We have had ours confirmed as well. 7b so at the top, I probably won't be able to see it, #shortarse.
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One very amusing aspect from yesterday was Youri marking Burn on their corners 😳 😆. He was completely hidden by him once 😂. #shortarse.
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That was me until next brought out short, medium & long leg lengths in the trouser range!
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🤣 it would be very apt to always say, "how far away is she?" About me . #shortarse.
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When you're too short to reach into the corner while decorating 🤣 thank you Hubby for snapping this shot of ass 😂
#funny #decorating #shortarse #pintsized #shorty #lifeofashortgirl
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Sometimes you aren't quite tall enough to see the horizon over the sugarcane......so you need a boost!! #stormchasing #shortarse #sugarcane
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I stand by my guess #ShortArse
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Mine will probably be so high up that I won't be able to read it 🤭. #shortarse.
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