Two comically tiny McVitie's Gold chocolate biscuit bars resting in the palm of my hand. At only 95 calories each, they're practically homeopathic chocolate. My wedding ring and watch visible, suggesting I've got a proper adult job despite spending my lunch money on miniature treats. The perfect snack for those who enjoy the crushing disappointment of finishing something delicious in exactly two bites.

I know I'm a little larger than I was when I first acquired a taste for McVitie's Gold Bars, but surely someone's taking the piss selling these doll-sized nuggets of disappointment.
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