a sloth is laying on a bed with its mouth wide open and the word zzz written above it ALT: a sloth is laying on a bed with its mouth wide open and the word zzz written above it

You fall asleep before the opening band starts. #SignsYouAreTooOldToParty

a man is crawling in the snow near a car . ALT: a man is crawling in the snow near a car .

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Last time I rolled a joint, it was my ankle.

a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone and saying `` you get a new hip you get a new hip '' . Alt: Oprah Winfrey in a red dress is holding a microphone and pointing enthusiastically at members of her audience. The caption reads, “you get a new hip, you get a new hip”.

Your hips start lying #SignsYouAreTooOldToParty

an elderly woman is holding a hose in front of a brick building and saying `` get off my lawn '' . ALT: an elderly woman is holding a hose in front of a brick building and saying `` get off my lawn '' .

#SignsYouAreTooOldToParty

You're too preoccupied yelling at kids to stay off your lawn...

a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd

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You think it's still the 70's

a man in a pink jacket is dancing in a kitchen . ALT: a man in a pink jacket is dancing in a kitchen .

#SignsYouAreTooOldToParty

When you keep having the 'big one'

You do the Electric Slide on your electric scooter

#SignsYouAreTooOldToParty

a man with his eyes closed and the words " it 's so dark outside " above him ALT: a man with his eyes closed and the words " it 's so dark outside " above him

#SignsYouAreTooOldToParty You don't want to leave the house after it becomes dark out.

Someone sees you sniffling and asks, "Who's your doctor?", referring to your coke dealer, but you give them the name of your ENT

#SignsYouAreTooOldToParty

looking look like this when sober is number one on my list of #SignsYouAreTooOldToParty

a cartoon character with glasses yawning with his mouth open ALT: a cartoon character with glasses yawning with his mouth open

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You always feel a nap coming on between the boogie 💤💤

a man in a striped shirt is holding a cup of coffee in his hand . ALT: a man in a striped shirt is holding a cup of coffee in his hand .

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When you keep yelling at the kids to get off your lawn but it’s the dance floor.

You try flirting with someone who calls you Sir or Ma'am

#SignsYouAreTooOldToParty

a man in a suit is dancing in a living room with a chair and a plant . ALT: a man in a suit is dancing in a living room with a chair and a plant .

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When someone requests the Shuffle song but you misunderstand and…

an older woman wearing headphones is playing a waffle on a record player ALT: an older woman wearing headphones is playing a waffle on a record player

#SignsYouAreTooOldToParty

If you request Glen Miller

two men are standing next to each other in front of a white truck . ALT: two men are standing next to each other in front of a white truck .

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When you don’t need alcohol to lose your balance.

a man in a hat is dancing in a garage with a wheelchair in the background . ALT: a man in a hat is dancing in a garage with a wheelchair in the background .

#SignsYouAreTooOldToParty

When you were shaking your body down to the ground but now you need help getting back up

Your dancing style has become less Hip Hop and more Hip Replacement.

#SignsYouAreTooOldToParty

a woman says excuse me in front of a youngertv logo ALT: a woman says excuse me in front of a youngertv logo

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Everyone gasps at how old your fake age is.

When I still used to shave my head, people started saying I looked like either Uncle Junior or the Six Flags dancing guy.

I started growing my hair back out very soon after that.

#TrueStory

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These are your fashion icons.

a man in a suit and tie stands next to another man ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands next to another man

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Hairpiece busts better moves than you.

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You spend all day counting the minutes until bedtime. 😴

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