"Turns out, this kinda harmonious vibe was contagious -- and they recruited other attendees to get on board." - SIMONE POLANEN, Woodstock 69: A Peaceful Disaster, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
"From the outset, parents saw Barbie not as a toy, but as a tool!" - SIMONE POLANEN, 'Come On Barbie, Let’s Go Party', Not Past It #NotPastIt #Barbie #NationalBarbieDay #SimonePolanen
"Yes, it is." - SIMONE POLANEN, Episode #2: 'So No One's Getting High on the Pitch?', Past Perfect #PastPerfect #PastPerfectPodcast #SimonePolanen
"By 1959, Barbie was ready for the mass market!" - SIMONE POLANEN, 'Come On Barbie, Let’s Go Party', Not Past It #NotPastIt #Barbie #SimonePolanen
"And moments later, he's slapping handcuffs on her wrists." - SIMONE POLANEN, Zsa Zsa Slaps a Cop, Not Past It #NotPastIt #NationalHandcuffDay #SimonePolanen
"And another thing that they sort of contribute to this ad campaign, is they create these M&M® cartoon characters." - SIMONE POLANEN, How The Green M&M Got Sexy, Not Past It #NotPastIt #NationalChocolateCandyDay #SimonePolanen
"Remember Beanie Babies™?" - SIMONE POLANEN, Your Beanie Babies Are Worthless, Not Past It #NotPastIt #StupidToyDay #SimonePolanen
"He and his family lived in the north of Phoenix in a neighborhood surrounded by hills." - SIMONE POLANEN, A UFO in the Southwestern Sky, Not Past It #NotPastIt #ufo #ufos #SimonePolanen
"And people are like, how did that happen?" - SIMONE POLANEN, United States of Illuminati, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
"Research is coming out that LSD, combined with therapy, may be able to treat alcohol addiction and depression." - SIMONE POLANEN, The LSD No-Hitter, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
"The 2000s was a big time for animation!" - SIMONE POLANEN, Episode #3: 'Immediately Disqualified from Half the Dating Pool', Past Perfect #PastPerfect #PastPerfectPodcast #InternationalAnimationDay #SimonePolanen
"And there you see, right there on the giant movie screen, a name written on a file in all caps: KATE 'MA' BARKER." - SIMONE POLANEN, The Notorious Ma Barker, Not Past It #NotPastIt #InternationalCapsLockDay #SimonePolanen
"There's also a difference in how male and female nudity get rated." - SIMONE POLANEN, Rated PG-13 for Sex and Violence, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
"Okay, meow!" - SIMONE POLANEN, The Great Big Butter Battle, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
"That is incorrect!" - SIMONE POLANEN, Episode #1: 'You Used Every Synapse in Your Brain to be Wrong', Past Perfect #PastPerfect #PastPerfectPodcast #SimonePolanen
"The Zsa Zsa show officially began when court was called to order, on September 14th, for opening statements." - SIMONE POLANEN, Zsa Zsa Slaps a Cop, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
"What actor plays the titular character in the 1988 movie 'Beetlejuice'?" - SIMONE POLANEN, Episode #6: 'Don’t Ghost Me.', Past Perfect #PastPerfect #PastPerfectPodcast #TimBurton #HappyBirthdayTimBurton #SimonePolanen
"He played for the San Francisco 49ers!" - SIMONE POLANEN, Episode #4: 'Now I ~ Definitely ~ Believe in Myself', Past Perfect #PastPerfect #PastPerfectPodcast #SimonePolanen
"Beautiful." - SIMONE POLANEN, Episode #6: 'Don’t Ghost Me.', Past Perfect #PastPerfect #PastPerfectPodcast #SimonePolanen
"This was 1780s France!" - SIMONE POLANEN, Wax Heads Will Roll, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
"I'm doing fantastic." - SIMONE POLANEN, 300 Years of the American Tween, Not Past It #NotPastIt #tween #SimonePolanen
"Turns out, our current variation on that smiley face - the tears of joy emoji - is the most used emoji today." - SIMONE POLANEN, The Birth of Emojis, Not Past It #NotPastIt #WorldEmojiDay #SimonePolanen
"We've got over 3,000 emojis at our fingertips, so why does it sometimes feel like we still can't get our message across?" - SIMONE POLANEN, The Birth of Emojis, Not Past It #NotPastIt #WorldEmojiDay #SimonePolanen
"Then, the gang set their sights on one particular bank, in a small town called Concordia, Kansas." - SIMONE POLANEN, The Notorious Ma Barker, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
"The Parent Trap was remade in 1998, starring Lindsay Lohan!" - SIMONE POLANEN, Episode #5: 'I Worked Really Hard To Know Senseless Sh*t', Past Perfect #PastPerfect #PastPerfectPodcast #LindsayLohan #HappyBirthdayLindsayLohan #SimonePolanen
"Let me take you to June 28th, 2015!" - SIMONE POLANEN, How The Green M&M Got Sexy, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen
"Jefferson's got his own political party - the Democratic-Republicans." - SIMONE POLANEN, United States of Illuminati, Not Past It #NotPastIt #ThomasJeffersonDay #SimonePolanen
"It's March 13th, 1997!" - SIMONE POLANEN, A UFO in the Southwestern Sky, Not Past It #NotPastIt #ufo #ufos #SimonePolanen
"At some point during Dock's acid trip, he falls asleep for a nap." - SIMONE POLANEN, The LSD No-Hitter, Not Past It #NotPastIt #NationalNappingDay #SimonePolanen
"And so they patent this M&M on March 3rd, 1941." - SIMONE POLANEN, How The Green M&M Got Sexy, Not Past It #NotPastIt #SimonePolanen