I call the big one Halsin.
#halsin #astarion #bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting
After all, negotiations make for strange bedfellows!
#gale #mintahra #bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting
Lisa Simpson runs into a bedroom pulling a wagon. Donald Trump is laying in the wagon with his eyes closed. Caption: INTERNET, REDDIT! TRUMP'S DEAD! 1/2
2/2 Trump sits up and opens his eyes. Caption: THAT'S RIGHT-- DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT SLEEPING WITH LITTLE GIRLS. Posted in r/simpsonsshitposting by u/MutanteHDP
"Do touch Halsin." Hmm, good advice!
#minthara #bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #SpaghettiMeals
Why didn't your plan account for Tav being a complete maniac?
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #theemperor #shadowheart #laezel #noplan
Aradin, you truly are the clown of clowns.
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #aradin #wyll #RakathGlitterbeard
Orin, you nail the windows shut! I'll get the gun!
#baldursgate3 #bg3 #simpsonsshitposting #minsc #SarevokAnchev #sarevok #Sendai
Fireball - The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #gale #thedarkurge #z'rell #fireball #simpsonsshitposting
Souls as currency, eh?
#karlach #baldursgate3 #soulcoins #bg3 #simpsonsshitposting
To waits for a Tav of less discriminating tastes.
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #theemperor #shadowheart #beergoggles
By Elminster's beard, it DOES taste like grandma!
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #gale #astarion #haghair
He's the Kung-Fu Bhaalspawn from Gangsta City!
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #gortash #thedarkurge #larianstudios
I may have lost the lot a bit on this one.
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #halsin #kagha #simpsonsshitposting
You won't be needing this! (but you'll be needing this!)
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #karlach #infernalengine #simpsonsshitposting
Another BG3 x Simpsons shitpost. It is a two panel meme that reuses elements from the Simpsons when Homer misremembers how a party went while he was drunk. In the first panel, a goblin discovers poison in his drink and says "By the Absolute, there's poison in my drink!" In the second panel, Wyll holds aloft a vial of poison and smirkingly says "I put it there. I slipped it into you booze tub as a gag."
I pronounce it to be the most whimsical shitpost of the season!
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #wyll #goblins
A 4 panel shitpost that blends the scene from the Simpsons where Martin plays the lute for an unimpressed Bart and the scene in BG3 where Alfira tortures a pair of squirrels with her lute playing. It's worth a slight chuckle, at least.
Yes Mr. Squirrel, everything stinks.
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #alfira #lutecore #simpsonsshitposting
A three panel shitpost that combines a funny scene from The Simpsons and juxtaposes it against two characters from Baldur's Gate 3. Panel 1: Astarion (in the place of local buffoon Homer Simpson) wearing a white cowboy suit and accuses Shadowheart of stopping him from following his boyhood dream of managing a tiefling lutenist. The second panel has Shadowheart reminding him that his boyhood dream was to impale Cazador's crotch with the world's largest stake. Panel 3 is a postcard depicting Astarion holding aforementioned world's biggest stake in front of a vampire's coffin.
Take that, vile fiend!
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #astarion #shadowheart #worldsbiggeststake #alfira
You have to revive Gale in three days or, failing that, put him in a cool, wet sack.
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #laezel #astarion #elminster #gale #honormode
Welcome to T.G.I.McWithers'! Where it's constantly time to shitpost!
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #gale #karlach #milil
I'm starting to think this Wulbren guy is a bit of a jerk.
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #shadowheart #wulbrenbongle
We put the (annoyed grunt) in Baldur's Gate!
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #wyll #karlach #astarion #shadowheart #drow
By the end, his breath was so artifacty he wasn't really my wizard anymore.
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #gale #simpsonsshitposting
Could you tell me where I might find the "Wulbren O's"?
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #wulbrenbongle #halsin
He probably misses his old tadpole.
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #astarion #simpsonsshitposting #wyll #karlach
I'm taking harpy posting to strange, new places!
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #minsc #jaheria
Wyll tried to take me to some candle place, but I'm all, like, no way!
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #laezel #simpsonsshitposting #laezel
I'll give this tadpole a good home.
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting