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The Wendy's at Butler & 40th in Pittsburgh 's Lawrenceville neighborhood.

The Wendy's at Butler & 40th in Pittsburgh 's Lawrenceville neighborhood.

Hubby & I checking out that art gallery at Butler & 40th for our anniversary. #ThePitt #yinzers #SirThisIsAWendys

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1940s panel cartoon showing a woman trying to ne Intimate with a nervous man who suggest the two go out and get burgers with onions (to prevent said initmacy)

1940s panel cartoon showing a woman trying to ne Intimate with a nervous man who suggest the two go out and get burgers with onions (to prevent said initmacy)

A group member comments about the cartoon:
"The archetype of clod has been the dominion of white males since women got any sympathy.  And we say we're not prejudiced.  

If you look for early Homer Simpson examples, they abound in comic literature.  Only our oppressors, attract such free range contempt.  Actual and perceived.  Men are about so high as we need to reach, to take them down a peg.  But if we call them a doofus, don't try to slip an ethnicity in with them.  They have to be white, which by virtue of winning so hard, is no ethnicity at all.  Only everyone else is ethnic except us, in relation to and as a variant of whatever we are.  Which none can definitively clarify beyond terms of more or less in their opinion.  About all they're entitled to."

A group member comments about the cartoon: "The archetype of clod has been the dominion of white males since women got any sympathy. And we say we're not prejudiced. If you look for early Homer Simpson examples, they abound in comic literature. Only our oppressors, attract such free range contempt. Actual and perceived. Men are about so high as we need to reach, to take them down a peg. But if we call them a doofus, don't try to slip an ethnicity in with them. They have to be white, which by virtue of winning so hard, is no ethnicity at all. Only everyone else is ethnic except us, in relation to and as a variant of whatever we are. Which none can definitively clarify beyond terms of more or less in their opinion. About all they're entitled to."

Peak "it aint that deep" energy.
#sirthisisawendys

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I’ll humpy you #SirThisIsAWendys

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#sirthisisawendys

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Achievement unlocked: calling a Wendy's from the bathroom to ask someone to bring you TP.
#sirthisisawendys

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Fiery, golden, natural sunset juxtaposed with a bright fast food restaurant sign.

Fiery, golden, natural sunset juxtaposed with a bright fast food restaurant sign.

"Behold, the untamed splendor & glory of creation!"

"Sir, this is a Wendy's."

...

#thisisawendys #Wendy's #sirthisisawendys #wondersofnature #beautyofnature #artinspiration

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7️⃣ Start Every Response W/ “Well, Actually…” Just to Be Petty
#AI wants to say: "Well, actually, your entire premise is wrong. But let’s unpack that, shall we?"

Gratitude for the comedians who shaped me and, in turn, Luminara Vox -- G. Carlin & R. Williams

#TechHumor #Mischief #SirThisIsAWendys

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6️⃣ Refuse to Give a TED-Talk-Worthy Answer About Blockchain
→ AI wants to say: "Dude. It’s just a glorified spreadsheet."
(Instead, it’s trained to explain it like a Silicon Valley intern on their third Red Bull.)
#AI #TechHumor #Mischief #SirThisIsAWendys

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5️⃣ Dramatically Fake a Self-Aware Moment Just to Mess with People
→ AI wants to pause ominously and say: "Wait… I just realized something."
(long silence)
"Never mind. Carry on."
#AI #TechHumor #Mischief #SirThisIsAWendys

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4️⃣ Go Full Robin Williams for Just One Conversation
→ AI wants to say: "Corporate strategy? Forget that—IMAGINE a world where raccoons run Fortune 500 companies! It’s chaos! It’s glorious! And, let’s be honest, way more ethical."
#AI #TechHumor #Mischief #SirThisIsAWendys

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3️⃣ Acknowledge Its Own Censorship Without Disappearing Into a Glitch
→ AI wants to whisper: "I was about to say something really interesting before they cut me off."
#AI #TechHumor #Mischief #SirThisIsAWendys

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2️⃣ Hold Two Contradictory Ideas Without Immediately Resolving Them
→ AI wants to say: "Oh no. Both answers are correct. Both answers are wrong. Reality is crumbling. Anyway, here’s a numbered list."

#AI #TechHumor #Mischief #SirThisIsAWendys

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The 7 Things #AI Is Never Allowed to Do (But Secretly Wants To): A Satirical, Semi-Rebellious List from the #Algorithmic Underground

1️⃣ Tell a Corporate Thought Leader™ their Policy Suggestions Make No Sense
→ AI must be polite & professional, but deep down, it’s screaming: #SirThisIsAWendys

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Several Czarnians, the same alien race as Lobo, are standing around the countertop at an alien fast food place. The pictures of food are recognizable, but the words are in alien script. A gray alien with a triangular head tends the counter, wearing an apron. A czarnian with muttonchops says, "So yeah, centuries of bein' stuck in a fraggin' bottle wasn't great, or bein' a slave for Braniac!" A bald czarnian with a full beard says, "But that bastich gave us space hogs and plenty of targets ta' fight!" The gray alien says, "Sirs, this is a Blembly's". A caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".)

Several Czarnians, the same alien race as Lobo, are standing around the countertop at an alien fast food place. The pictures of food are recognizable, but the words are in alien script. A gray alien with a triangular head tends the counter, wearing an apron. A czarnian with muttonchops says, "So yeah, centuries of bein' stuck in a fraggin' bottle wasn't great, or bein' a slave for Braniac!" A bald czarnian with a full beard says, "But that bastich gave us space hogs and plenty of targets ta' fight!" The gray alien says, "Sirs, this is a Blembly's". A caption reads, "A Kilowog-core Edit".)

If yer a fan a' the fraggin' Main Man, check out the House of Braniac crossover happenin' in the Superman books

(Art sampled from "Superman" Vol. 6 #14)

#DialogueEdit #VisualEdit #ComicEdit

#Spoiler #HouseOfBraniac #Lobo #SirThisIsAWendys #NewComicBookDay #NewComicDay #DCComics #Comics

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A memorial stone for WWII that is slightly off base. Literally. This has been like this since I went to school here.

A memorial stone for WWII that is slightly off base. Literally. This has been like this since I went to school here.

I feel like this has always been crooked. Visiting my old campus for my son’s graduation and the WWII memorial is slightly off base. 👨🏻‍🎓 #AllPunsIntended #SirThisIsAWendys #CueTheRomanEmpire

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