If you leave alcohol for santa, you are encouraging drinking and driving. #skadithoughts

Skaði-- "Leave out a 40 for him. Pour one out for Santa."
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I heard "Drag Race Playset"" on the news and was all excited until they started talking about cars. #skadithoughts

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Creole injection butter is Louisiana Bird Botox. #skadithoughts

Skaði- WHY YO DANKS SO SHRANKY?
Batsz- IT"S COLD IN HERE

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Tide Pods = Forbidden Gushers. You're welcome. #skadithoughts

Packing peanuts implies the existence of packing peanut butter. #skadithoughts

.... what if Sleipnir is just Horse-man-centipede? #skadithoughts

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Look a gift-sleipnir in the mouth, get kicked 8 times. #skadithoughts

So much b12 I'mma fight God. #skadithoughts

Did you know sheep are red-green colourblind? That's why people can't see what a certain political party are doing! #skadithoughts

You ever wonder if the simpsons are iradiated and that's why everyone's skin tone and hair are that way? #SkadiThoughts

Working and Werking. Two sides of the same damn coin! #SkadiThoughts

I think you *could* milk a bull, but you would need to definitely come to terms with the flavor. #skadithoughts #dirtydaddy

Why does the body need a waste system? Use everything respectfully, as did your ancestors, damn meat suit! #skadithoughts