Popped on my very old queue of crappy horror movies to watch in the background today while I work on a project and the last voice I expected to hear was this guy.
WHAT?
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Sorry that I couldn't get into you at all, movie.
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That was dumb af and a good time to boot - thank you and goodnight #SlaughterhouseRulez
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Green fire (yawn) we're back to Harry Potter I guess
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We're ten minutes behind because spousal unit was otherwise occupied and I had to play over from the start.
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Also...
Apart from the obvious duo, Finn Cole from the series #AnimalKingdom, spousal unit saw him first in #PeakyBlinders.
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I was so hoping for a dragon.
>sigh<
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Spousal unit was thinking this also might not be a fit until... oh, swords and blood and stuff.
Him: NOW it's a #FrightClub movie.
(I think we got him. 😉)
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And declining to split up! Because "Mathematically, we are the square root of fucked!"
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All my favorite old people are dying off in horrible ways. It’s the sequel trilogy all over again.
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I’m sick and damn tired of all these kid ghostbusters in movies. now there’s a whole class of these fuckers.
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Put your hands in the air
Like you just don't care 🎶
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Matthew is so Nigel from Top Secret!
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I’m sure I will now
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Sometimes I think I was too hard on The World’s End.
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Now, things are happening, but I stopped caring so long ago...
Cut the entire first hour and you might have a movie here
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OK. We've just mashed up Toy Soldiers, Monster Squad, Revenge of the Nerds, and Caligula. The sole writing credit for this should go to "Two Kilos of Cocaine".
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Tell me more about t-mobile, Billy Bob. I’d like to hear it.
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I will give it this, it's nice to see characters trying to leave an obviously cursed location for a change
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Ditto Nick Frost
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I made a cup of cocoa, drank it, make a second one, and drank that and leisurely came back to continue the movie. ☕😂 To be fair, I still had my headphones on, so I could hear what was going on. 😆
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Did that pretty girl just murder a naked mole-rat?
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Finally we see the violence inherit in the fucking system.
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Oh my goodness- did something finally happen in this movie?
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I'm not sure what's going on in this movie, but there's enough name talent that I'm guessing the title should have been "Legally Fulfills Contract Commitment".
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Regular Sized Rudy explaining to Bob Belcher that he is called regular sized Rudy because "just look at me"
Giant regular sized 😄
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Sometimes viewers complain about a movie lacking plot when they don't like the pacing. And/or they don't understand the plot. And/or they just don't like the plot.
This would be a rare instance of a film actually lacking plot!
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