Shawniño

@shawn-as.bsky.social

1 year ago

My 6 year old passing me in the hallway: "Daddy, did you poop in the toilet"
Me: "Yep"
Daughter: "Is it stinky?"
Me: "Nope..."

3 seconds later, a blood curling scream emanates from the washroom as Dad shapes a smile and sips on his orange juice.

#dadventure #sorrykiddo

Kay Swish

@kayswishpoet.bsky.social

2 years ago

Fiancé and I were driving on sun afternoon. Dog has anxiety about being in car. Very sunny out, had the windows down. Smell something extra foul.

“Did the dog just poop?”

Realize the smell is from the bay (directly behind the street) being at low tide.

#BlameTheDog
#SorryKiddo
#StinkyBaySmell