THE SOUTH SHORE’S MOST POWERFUL POLITICIAN IS A GUY NO ONE HAS MET AND HE’S MADE ENTIRELY OF ACTUARIAL TABLES While residents argue on Facebook, the mortality table is busy deciding which departments get sacrificed for math reasons this year.

This guy looks like my ex

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Study Finds Hingham’s Most Functional Institution Is a Bunch of People Holding Signs at the Post Office HINGHAM — In a groundbreaking discovery that researchers described as “deeply embarrassing for municipal government,” a new analysis has confirmed that Hingham’s most reliable, stable, and well-run in...

Because…democracy.

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Marshfield Residents React to Last Town Meeting Like They Just Watched Democracy Lose a Shoe in the Parking Lot MARSHFIELD, MA — Following what witnesses are calling “the longest episode of Survivor: Civic Edition ever filmed in a middle school gym,” Marshfield residents emerged from their third town meeting on...

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LET'S NOT MAKE THIS POLITICAL Part 3: Hanover Police, 1995 Forever, and the Paychecks That Won't Quit LET'S NOT MAKE THIS POLITICAL

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Part 3: Why Hanover Is Headed for Another Override: It’s Not 2000 Anymore, A History Three decades of slow-motion denial, expired aid, and budget math that thinks the year is still 2003.

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LET'S NOT MAKE THIS POLITICAL PART ONE: Asked and Answered: Hanover's Headed for Override 3.0 (Here's Why)

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LET'S NOT MAKE THIS POLITICAL Hanover Officials Retreat Into Secret Portal Marked "M.G.L. Chapter 30A §21(a) (3)" After Realizing They May Owe a Weed Company $630K LET'S NOT MAKE THIS POLITICAL TODAY AT 12:12 PM LET'S NOT MAKE THIS POLITICAL

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“The outcome of a vote is never the problem. That’s democracy. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. You show up, you vote, you maybe grab a snack and a sticker on the way out, and no matter what happens, you move forward.” #SouthShoreNews #SouthShore #News

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Narrowly.

Branding. Crimes. Call 911.
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What’s our problem, you ask?

You ask questions. We answer them.
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LNMTP POWER RANKING: Which South Shore Daddy Would We Let Mow Our Lawn... and Maybe Also Ruin Our Life in a Fun Way?

Happy Father’s Day Weekend
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Hanover's Strategy of "Not Our Problem" Ends in Actual Fire Town courageously waits until controlled blaze becomes the cheapest option that still involves six agencies. HANOVER, MA - After years of benign neglect and obsessive-aesthetic landscaping elsewhere, the Town of Hanover has finally...

Duxbury Journalist Declares Narrative Emergency After PowerPoint Edits, Forms Cult in Comment Section Powerpoint Update Sparks Panic in Online Zoning Cult with 12 Members and One Mission (and No One Knows...

South Shore Hunger Games: Tribute Selection Ceremony aka Starting Scores: Who's Most Likely to Survive the South Shore Hunger Games? Honestly, Some of y'all are going to want a recount.

Fired, lawsuits, and more simulations.
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Pride Month We celebrate together I Shatters Patriots Fans' Illusion That Football Wasn't Already, Emotional, STADIUM Theatrical, WHERE THE P and Full of & more COlOrLLYNO.SUBSTACK.COM Coordination Stadium Remains Unbothered, Men Named Ron Enter Comment...

“‘This is why we haven’t won since Brady,’ one fan posted, as if Tom Brady left Foxborough not for $50 million, beachfront property, and tax-free Florida sunsets, but because he saw a rainbow and couldn’t go on.”
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Hanover Suffers Mass Override Flashback After Jell-O Prank: Therapists Warn of "WMD Syndrome" (Weapons Ofk.com Misrepresented Data)

Scituate Medium Dogs Form Armed Militia After Being Banned From Both Small and Big Parks: "This Is About Liberty.Andk.com Also Tennis Balls."

Plymouth County Parking Nerd Patrol Expands Influence, Declares New World Order of Metered Obedience RESPECTFULLYNO.SUBSTACK.COM

Override PTSD symptoms in Hanover, Medium dogs are tired of not being seen in Scituate, and the Plymouth County Parking Patrol wants your money.

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LET'S NOT MAKE THIS POLITICAL Norwell Accidentally Approves Double Budget, Town Government Declares 'No Takesies Backsies' Clause in Full Effect LET'S NOT MAKE THIS POLITICAL

After mistakenly approving $1.4 million in capital expenditures instead of the recommended $673,500, the Town of Norwell has formally invoked a sacred but rarely used clause in its municipal charter: No Takesies Backsies.
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Coconut water can’t fix what you did. Timmy’s tips might, but brace yourself—it gets weird
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And remember—whether you voted YES, NO, or emotionally spiraled into municipal nihilism—you still have to see each other at Market Basket.
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MAKE THIS POLITICAL Cohasset Planning Board Candidates Clash Over Sacred Right to Blow Up Backyard Ledge, Declare Rocks Have Had It Too Good for Too Long

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Like...Ew.
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“Crying at town meetings for free is over,” said 10-year-old Maya St. James, wiping a single theatrical tear. “From now on, if I’m going to perform grief over the loss of my music teacher—it’s equity points, syndication rights, and emotional hazard pay.”
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Brush-fire burning this evening in the Blue Hills in Milton. #BostonNews #SouthShoreNews