![An edit of a screenshot of the obtainment of a Brambleghast card to say a variety of dirty things. This is a type of meme called a "Speed Of Lobsters" edit, in which parts of text are covered to make it say something entirely different. It's named after a set of edits of someone saying, "I do not control the speed at which lobsters die" to say various other things, such as, "I do not control the die".
Full list of changes:
The time is changed to ":3 PM"
The day of the week and current date now say "Tuar"
The WiFi is now a frowny face
The battery was edited from 37% to 3%, with the battery icon being emptied
"Got it!" -> "tit!"
"Stage 1" -> "Tag 1"
"Evolves from Bramblin" -> "from bra"
"Brambleghast" -> "Bra bleh"
"HP 100" -> "P00", like "POO" in all caps
"NO. 947 Tumbleweed Pokémon" -> "NOT weed Pokémon"
Imperial (American) height and weight info: ":3 :3 bs"
"Continuous Tumble" -> "Cum"
"60x" -> "0x"
"Flip a coin until you get tails. This attack does 60 damage for each heads." -> "Flip a coin until you do secs" ("secs" is a misspelling of "sex")
"Weakness: [Fire-type logo] +20" -> "ness [Fire-type logo] -20"
"Retreat [two colorless energy]" -> "eat [Two boobs (if you look very closely)]
Illustration credit -> "Lust"
"Brambleghast wanders around arid regions. On rare occasions, mass outbreaks of these Pokémon will bury an entire town." -> "Booooobs oo yee"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bsleu4ihabwb6jgcqz25fexc/bafkreieqim6wdgtcy2l54hw5p4xsn6yb4ew4qavpluerzp6fvwwv472flm)
An edit of a screenshot of the obtainment of a Brambleghast card to say a variety of dirty things. This is a type of meme called a "Speed Of Lobsters" edit, in which parts of text are covered to make it say something entirely different. It's named after a set of edits of someone saying, "I do not control the speed at which lobsters die" to say various other things, such as, "I do not control the die". Full list of changes: The time is changed to ":3 PM" The day of the week and current date now say "Tuar" The WiFi is now a frowny face The battery was edited from 37% to 3%, with the battery icon being emptied "Got it!" -> "tit!" "Stage 1" -> "Tag 1" "Evolves from Bramblin" -> "from bra" "Brambleghast" -> "Bra bleh" "HP 100" -> "P00", like "POO" in all caps "NO. 947 Tumbleweed Pokémon" -> "NOT weed Pokémon" Imperial (American) height and weight info: ":3 :3 bs" "Continuous Tumble" -> "Cum" "60x" -> "0x" "Flip a coin until you get tails. This attack does 60 damage for each heads." -> "Flip a coin until you do secs" ("secs" is a misspelling of "sex") "Weakness: [Fire-type logo] +20" -> "ness [Fire-type logo] -20" "Retreat [two colorless energy]" -> "eat [Two boobs (if you look very closely)] Illustration credit -> "Lust" "Brambleghast wanders around arid regions. On rare occasions, mass outbreaks of these Pokémon will bury an entire town." -> "Booooobs oo yee"
When shitposting becomes a superpower
#SpeedOfLobsters
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