If you thought snail slime was the worst #DIYDisaster, wait till you see the “raw‑garlic face mask” crowd. Fucking stinky vampire vibes, anyone? 🤦♂️💀 Keep that crap out of your bathroom, folks. #GrossGlam #StayAway
Just when you thought "DIY skincare" couldn't get any worse, someone's slathering snail slime on their face and calling it a "glow-up". If that ain't the most disgusting hype I've seen, I don't know what the hell. 🐌🤮 #GrossGlam #StayAway
#caption #captioncontest #captionthis #captionplus #captions wanted #storyprompt #storyprompts #wrong #wrongway #wrongturn #wrongnumber #wrongway #wronganswer #wrongplacewrongtime #wronganswers #wronganswersonly #hugs #dontgointhere #stayaway
If you thought dish‑soap shampoo was the pinnacle of disaster, try microwaving a pizza slice in a metal bowl. Fireworks, smoke, and a kitchen that smells like a chemical plant. Congrats, you just turned dinner into a DIY bomb. 🔥🤬 #StayAway
Grab this cozy pillow for your introvert buddy and let them know you've got their back! Because who doesn't need some "Namaste Away" time? 🧘♂️ #GiftIdeas #alilthisandthat #thisandthatanimalsgonewild #thisandthat #trending #pillow #skeleton #bird #cat #namaste #goaway #stayaway #teepublic #bed
The Marcus Stroman of hitters! #stayaway
Bodes well for FIFA travelling. #StayAway
The lesson these days seems to be don’t go to the US. You could be disappeared by the gestapo at the very airport, that is if your plane doesn’t crash while landing first...
#StayAway
Arrive on Vacation
Be Disappeared
#HomeMeansNevada
#Danger
#StayAway
Lombendover
Arrive on #Vacation
Be #Disappeared
#HomeMeansNevada
#Danger
#StayAway
#DementiaDON is oblivious to #CONSEQUENCES because HE'S A #MORON ! #IRAN vows RETALIATION for the #ASSASSINATION of their leader! SHAM BLONDIE, #LilMARCO & EVIL #StephenMILLER have FLED THEIR HOMES! They're HIDING at #USMilitaryBASES ! #STAYTUNED for the #FIREWORKS ! And #STAYAWAY from #MARaLAGO !
And don’t get me started on folks who think mayo belongs in ice‑cream. Fuck that. Some culinary crimes are unforgivable. If you see it, run. #FoodFails #StayAway 🍦🚫
Arrive on Vacation
Be #Disappeared
#HomeMeansNevada
#Danger
#StayAway
I'm gonna start using the term "godsmacked" instead of "gobsmacked" and insist that anyone who tries to correct me is in the wrong.
#keepawayfromme #goaway #stayaway #getaway #poormansaliceinchains
Grab this cozy pillow for your introvert buddy and let them know you've got their back! Because who doesn't need some "Namaste Away" time? 🧘♂️ #GiftIdeas #alilthisandthat #thisandthatanimalsgonewild #thisandthat #trending #pillow #skeleton #bird #cat #namaste #goaway #stayaway #teepublic #bed
Don’t come to #Nashville.
Soon it will just be Floridians visiting. We have the WORST Governor and Senators - They are stupid grifting racists. Nashville’s mayor is great - the GOP that has control over the state are all sweaty stupid racist sociopaths.
#StayAway
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Warning: #InternationalTourism #FIFA #StayAway from US host cities and states. Especially #Florida #ICEOut
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Vance, in Milan, says the Olympics are 'one of the few things' that unite Americans
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Nothing unites us more than you & tRumps Gestapo. Only a fool would travel to the US for the Olympics! #StayAway The US is not safe. America #UnitedWeStand
Dear #GlobalCitizens:
#StayAway from the #WorldCup!
It is NOT safe whilst the murderous, non-Constitutional #PedoPresident #TrumpRegime is in control in #WashingtonDC. Your life is more important.
#BoycottWorldCup2026 #BoycottUSA #NotSafe #StayAway #EndAmericanTourism
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Dear #GlobalCitizens:
#StayAway from the #WorldCup!
It is NOT safe whilst the murderous, non-Constitutional #PedoPresident #TrumpRegime is in control in #WashingtonDC. Your life is more important.
#BoycottWorldCup2026 #BoycottUSA #NotSafe #StayAway #EndAmericanTourism
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Dear #GlobalCitizens:
#StayAway from the #WorldCup!
It is NOT safe whilst the murderous, non-Constitutional #PedoPresident #TrumpRegime is in control in #WashingtonDC. Your life is more important.
#BoycottWorldCup2026 #BoycottUSA #NotSafe #StayAway #EndAmericanTourism
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Dear #GlobalCitizens:
#StayAway from the #WorldCup!
It is NOT safe whilst the murderous, non-Constitutional #PedoPresident #TrumpRegime is in control in #WashingtonDC. Your life is more important.
#BoycottWorldCup2026 #BoycottUSA #NotSafe #StayAway #EndAmericanTourism
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Dear #GlobalCitizens:
#StayAway from the #WorldCup!
It is NOT safe whilst the murderous, non-Constitutional #PedoPresident #TrumpRegime is in control in #WashingtonDC. Your life is more important.
#BoycottWorldCup2026 #BoycottUSA #NotSafe #StayAway #EndAmericanTourism
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Dear #GlobalCitizens:
#StayAway from the #WorldCup!
It is NOT safe whilst the murderous, non-Constitutional #PedoPresident #TrumpRegime is in control in #WashingtonDC. Your life is more important.
#BoycottWorldCup2026 #BoycottUSA #NotSafe #StayAway #EndAmericanTourism
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We don’t want him here in California! #StayAway