Today’s meditation: “Breathe in clarity. Breathe out everyone’s nonsense.”

You’re not behind. You’re just spiritually buffering.
Universe Wi-Fi is down again. Blame Mercury.

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I Spent 20 Years in a Monastery, and All I Got Was This Enlightened Perspective A satirical reflection by Virgin Monk Boy (aka Alek, who now spiritually moonlights as your local heretic with a halo)

I spent 20 years in a monastery, chanting, fasting, and dodging eye contact.
Turns out, leaving brought me closer to truth than staying ever did.
😇😂
Read the full heretical tale: www.virginmonkboy.com/p/i-spent-20...
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