Picture of a horrifying vintage battery operated chimp toy, with scary bugged out eyes and bared teeth, which I cribbed from a random Ebay listing...

If you used "Mailchimped" as a verb, I don't think we can be friends any more.

#stupidAds #mailchimp #language #adSpeak #verbing #commercials #chimp

#Christian ad somberly warns me "If you skip this ad, God will skip you" I'm like "nah, that's not how it works"
#christianity #stupidads

I find rocket money ads super scam-my. Every single one is 'ill give you __ if you can prove you know your finances.' How will you prove it? You'll download an app that has access to all your banking info. Like WTF? NO! #stupidAds #rocketmoney

I’ve been getting a lot more ads coming through my gmail than usual. Did they get rid of the promotions tab or something? #gmail #stupidads

"Quieten your mind mouth"
Bugger off, ffs
#StupidAds