Link: So real talk: I am not a big risk-taker (at least not intentionally). And part of the thing that makes this game fun to watch is seeing epic failures so early in the game. Link (next to a time-stopped boulder with built-up kinetic energy): Which is why I'm gonna see how far I can fly while riding on a high-speed boulder! The effects of Stasis wear off and the boulder flies at full speed, all while Link still stands in his spot in the assumed position. Link: ... I uh, I forgot which was the "jump" button.

108 - Get Myself Killed, Take Two
When I try to be careful, I fail. When I try to be reckless, I fail. How do I function?
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #experiment #stupidstunt #Stasis #sentflying #messedup #didntdoitright #funnyforadifferentreason

Link (lugging a TNT barrel toward a Bokoblin): Don't mind me, Guy: just gonna blow you up with a bomb barrel. With a "FWOOP", Link tosses the barrel over the Bokoblin into a campfire. An earth-shattering KABOOM ravages the area. Before the smoke can even clear, a charred Link rises from the crater. Link: Ugh, Christ-On-A-Stick, that was wacky! Am I dead yet? Is this the Game Over screen? Link (seeing he still has a quarter heart left): What the, HOW!?!

13 - One in a Million Fluke
Not even an hour into the game, and this shit happens. I still have no idea how I didn't die then (or how I don't wind up getting a single Game Over until after 3 Divine Beasts)
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Let's be clear -- Cutting Taxes is like taking a Pay-Cut still paying the bill with less $$$
Then tell the kids -- Sorry, U get one meal a day. Have to pay 4 new plane!
#StupidStunt #GOPgreed