"Can you use 'spraint' in a sentence?"
"Sure. I slipped on some otter scat and spraint my ankle."
#SundayPunday
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Did you know vending machines kill more humans than sharks? Maybe it’s because sharks rarely use vending machines. #SundayPunday
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screengrab of the Wikipedia page for George, Washington (not to be confused with George Washington)
"Hmm, I wonder if there's somewhere in Washington state named 'George,' just for pun."
*does a quick Wikipedia search*
"Oh, heck yeah!"
#SundayPunday
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George,_Washington
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Prognosis: excellent vibes & questionable puns 😏
Tune in Monday for Episode 518—cardiology meets longevity. ❤️🎧
#SundayPunday #TheCurbsiders #MedEd #Cardiology #Longevity
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I finally did it! Bought a new pair of shoes with memory foam insoles. No more forgetting why I walked into the kitchen #SundayPunday
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I’ve started a new business making yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof. #SundayPunday
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My friend and I entered a competition to win a lifetime’s supply of moisturiser. He won, and now he keeps rubbing it in. #SundayPunday
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BOMB CYCLONE would be an excellent title for a Poetry Mag, dedicated to dropping ... (milli)bars.
...Well, at least I think I'm clever!
#writingthoughts #SundayPUNday
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I have written a book on how to fall down the stairs. It’s a step by step guide. #SundayPunday
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If there isn't a racing bike wiki called "Velocipedia," a golden opportunity is being missed. (Doubly so when you realize that "velocity" and "wiki" both come from words means "quick" in Latin and Hawaiian.)
#SundayPunday 🚴♂️
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I heard that “icy” is the easiest word to spell. Looking at it, I see why. #SundayPunday
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I really got into that Netflix series about herbs and spices this weekend. I’m currently on Season 4. #SundayPunday
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A ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint. Both crews thought to be marooned. #SundayPunday
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I also think we need a #SundayPunday for all us nerds who love dad jokes.
Go ahead, hit me with your best *worst* joke. 😆
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