Super Bowl concluded.
Glad I caught the second half.
Now, back to Netflix.
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Seattle Seahawks!
"... a one of a kind feeling."
Players interviewed.
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Avoiding cliches
Turn off television sound
Except for half time
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Two: Twenty-one time left
Twenty-nine to thirteen now
Seahawks are close(r)
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Four minutes to go.
Announcers: blitz and hat tip.
Seahawks defense praised.
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Game almost over.
Seahawks in lead by fifteen.
Time is winding down.
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A world in chaos
A punter in the spotlight,
MVP to be?
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I am sad because
The shutout is no longer
Kickers now ignored
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#Patriots strike back
#Seahawks regain possession
Can they close it out?
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"A ton of time left."
Twelve minutes left. Seahawks lead.
Nineteen to seven.
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The NFL Hates
When teams decide to wake up
When we all move on
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MVP voting open
Fourth quarter play has action
The Patriots score!
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That's it. Going home.
Enough bad football for me
It wasn't worth it.
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Good thing it's trash night
Because this super bowl should
Also be thrown out
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Creepy new Alexa+
I do not want to try that!
Zero incentive.
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Tried Alexa+
Chris Hemsworth is full of it
Alexa+ sucked
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Nineteen to zero
Weren't two teams supposed to play?
Seems like only one.
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Game so painfully bad
Quarterback begs for mercy rule
When will this game end?
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Yada yada talk
Never been a shut out score
Will this be the first?
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So, this is football?
No wonder they watch soccer
in other countries.
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Rivals truly suck
Patriots just play like trash
League is just that bad
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Third is wrapping soon.
Commercials. Jurassic Park!
John Hamm selling Ritz.
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Clowns in white and red
Pats competition must suck
for them to be here
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Clydesdales. Classic cool.
"You crying?" "Sun's in my eyes."
Budweiser. 150 years.
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The game sucks wazoo
New England without Brady
How did they get here?
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Seahawks fly
Flurry of activity
Ten yard penalty
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Olympics commercial
Exciting times on Peacock
Back to the game now
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Isn't what it used to be.
We need more poets
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There's great freedom in
not caring about this game
Apathy in verse
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Seahawks are in lead
Twelve to zero in the third
I dozed a little
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