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Able to model Balenciaga and make it look good #SupermansNewPower

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#SupermansNewPower

Able to snore at a 432 Hz and release emotional blockages

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Able to shitpost and change people’s hearts #Supermansnewpower

#SupermansNewPower Krypto is now Crypto

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Able to scream into the abyss and be heard #SupermansNewPower

#SupermansNewPower he now takes credit cards without adding a service fee

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#SupermansNewPower Super Ogling

#SupermansNewPower Universal Health Care

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Able to get stoned and still function
#SupermansNewPower

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#SupermansNewPower superpooping

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Able to seduce me with a single safe word #SupermansNewPower

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Able to get me to work when I don’t want to go #SupermansNewPower

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Able to summon Orcas to sink yachts
With a single whale Call
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Raving and misbehaving #SupermansNewPower

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Able to accurately repost the news without a single bias!
#SupermansNewPower

#SupermansNewPower - deflecting lovebugs without smearing

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Able to stop Christmas from coming
#SupermansNewPower

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The ability to make Billionares pay their share in taxes #SupermansNewPower

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#SupermansNewPower
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Endless sequels #SupermansNewPower

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