Stressing that they were approaching the future with the utmost seriousness, the nation’s fuckups… #TheOnion
What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ #TheOnion
The Key To Getting Pregnant Is Letting Everyone Know You’re Trying #TheOnion
Astonished by the sheer volume of exhibition basketball knowledge that one person could possess,… #TheOnion
@theonion.com is well on its way to becoming the same today, I have a feeling! @bencollins.bsky.social ? #theonion #satire #fakenews
Βλέπετε κι εσείς εκείνα τα περίεργα όνειρα όπου άνθρωποι από το μέλλον σάς ικετεύουν να αλλάξετε πορεία;
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Αποκλειστική Συνέντευξη του #TheOnion με τον #SamAltman
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Η #Marvel συγκάλεσε έκτακτη σύσκεψη για να διαπιστώσει αν έχει ήδη γυρίσει κάτι που λέγεται «Avengers: Doomsday»
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Following an extended series of failed attempts, Friday night’s matchup between the New Orleans… #TheOnion
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Artist Profile: Zara Larsson #TheOnion
Over 400,000 KitKat Bars Stolen In Heist #TheOnion
In an effort to attract new customers by generating more enthusiasm for space tourism among the… #TheOnion
Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face — theonion.com/epidemiologi... #Satire #TheOnion
What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ #TheOnion
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Then again, everything from this regime is The Onion worthy
#StreetLaw: "No one rides for free."
#Heinlein: "T.A.N.S.T.A.A.F.L."
#TheOnion: "Green, green, or seen, give cash or get peen." <g>
Saying he had finally found a military commander whose character was worthy of the U.S. Army,… #TheOnion
Fear just makes our journalism stronger. #TheOnion
In an effort to determine whether they needed to cease production immediately or if the film’s title… #TheOnion
Girl Raised From Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody #TheOnion
Growing increasingly frantic as the mobs of exuberant preteens flooded from their bunks into the… #TheOnion