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Picture of trump at a podium with the headline: Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum
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Headline from the Onion that Trump warns Iran to Accept his ultimatum or face wrath of next ultimatum
“…the Iranian regime only had two more days to consider his terms before he would give them eight more days to consider his terms.” 😂😂😂
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Threatening to continue issuing threats if the Islamic Republic did not quickly agree to his… #TheOnion
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Pam Bondi Fired As Attorney General #TheOnion
In a tragic accident the Pentagon confirmed was currently under internal investigation, 340 million… #TheOnion
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