Nice try, Mrs. O'Leary
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🦴 Fig. 41 : Desert Tortoise
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Gorgeous imperial tortoise beetle on a leaf.

Beautiful imperial tortoise beetle, stolas imperialis. Can't get over how beautiful this beetle is.
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World's oldest tortoise very much alive despite death rumors Reports of Jonathan the tortoise's death were a hoax! The world's oldest land animal, believed to be...

Reports of Jonathan the tortoise's death were a hoax! The world's oldest land animal, believed to be 193 years old, is alive and well on St. Helena. The false report spread on April Fool's Day. #Tortoise #News

Jonathan the Giant Tortoise Confirmed Alive Following Fake Death Report Jonathan, a Seychelles giant tortoise believed to be the world's oldest living land animal at around 193 years old, has been confirmed alive after a false death report circulated online. The misleading news appeared on the social media platform X from an account impersonating Jonathan's longtime veterinarian, claiming he had passed away peacefully. The fake account solicited cryptocurrency donations, prompting concern among followers. Officials and the real veterinarian quickly debunked the report, confirming Jonathan was alive and well. Jonathan resides on St Helena, sharing Plantation House grounds with three other giant tortoises. Over his long life, he has witnessed eight British monarchs, major historical events, and significant scientific and cultural advancements. This incident highlights both the tortoise's remarkable longevity and the prevalence of online scams, as well as the importance of verifying information before spreading it. Public reactions ranged from relief to criticism of the hoax account, with Guinness World Records expressing a collective 'phew.' Jonathan remains a living symbol of history, resilience, and public fascination with extraordinary animal lifespans.

Jonathan the Giant Tortoise Confirmed Alive Following Fake Death Report

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美味しそうに食べる

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World’s Oldest Tortoise in Crypto Scam His death was reported, but it was all part of a crypto shell game.

His death was reported, but it was all part of a crypto shell game.

#crypto #CryptoScam #Jonathan #SaintHelena #scam #tortoise #OddNews

World's oldest known land animal, Jonathan the tortoise, still alive at nearly 200 Jonathan the tortoise, the world's longest-living known land animal, remains alive despite claims of his death spreading on social media.

World's oldest known land animal, Jonathan the #tortoise, still alive at nearly 200

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The world’s oldest tortoise, Jonathan, is alive and well, despite a viral cryptocurrency scam that claimed the animal had died.

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World's oldest known tortoise, Jonathan, still alive despite reports of death A widely circulated social media post purporting to belong to the tortoise's vet has been revealed to be a hoax.

Reports of Jonathan's death are greatly exaggerated
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World's oldest tortoise is 'very much alive' despite death rumours A viral post claiming a 193-year-old tortoise had passed away has been linked to a cryptocurrency scam. Here's all you need to know.

No more #crypto #scam announcing death of venerable Jonathan on St. Helena
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The creature lived long enough to see Humanity destroy itself with grift and lies...

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#Tortoise #Grifters #CryptoHustle

World's oldest tortoise very much alive despite death rumors Reports of the death of Jonathan, the world’s oldest living land animal, have been greatly exaggerated.

Yay! Jonathan lives!

Boo 👎 to crypto scam masquerading as April Fools.

#goodnews #animals #tortoise

World's oldest known tortoise, Jonathan, still alive despite reports of death A widely circulated social media post purporting to belong to the tortoise's vet has been revealed to be a hoax.

World's oldest known tortoise still alive, as reports of death revealed as hoax

["Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated!" chuckled Jonathan as he paused and winked at his squash opponent.]

#jonathan #tortoise #longevity #hoax #alive

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World's oldest known tortoise, Jonathan, still alive despite reports of death A widely circulated social media post purporting to belong to the tortoise's vet has been revealed to be a hoax.

World's oldest known tortoise still alive, as reports of death revealed as hoax

["Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated!" chuckled Jonathan as he winked at his squash opponent.]

#jonathan #tortoise #longevity #hoax #alive

Druid had a vet visit yesterday. He's doing just fine. The vet just recommended we add more vitamins on top of the cuddle fish bone and keep an eye on his beak. His shell might have some scaring from his last homes condition but no health concern with it. #tortoise

Slooow newwws day then
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Great pleasure to announce that the boy Henry - well into his 90’s now - has emerged from loft hibernation. Powering up shortly. #tortoise

❤️ 'The report of my death was an exaggeration… #MarkTwain, not #OscarWilde'. Jonathan would nonetheless have had the chance enjoy both their works in the original first editions ❤️

🐢 At 194 years old, Jonathan, a #Seychelles giant #tortoise, is the world’s oldest known land animal 🐢

❤️ 'The report of my death was an exaggeration… #MarkTwain, not #OscarWilde'. Jonathan would nonetheless have had the chance enjoy both their works in the original first editions ❤️
🐢 At 194 years old, Jonathan, a #Seychelles giant #tortoise, is the world’s oldest known land animal 🐢

❤️ At 194yo, Jonathan, a #Seychelles giant #tortoise, is the world’s oldest known land animal 🐢

🐢 The report of my death was an exaggeration… #MarkTwain, not #OscarWilde. Jonathan would nonetheless have had the chance enjoy both their works in the original first editions 🐢

World’s oldest tortoise caught in viral crypto death scam Fake X account posing as his vet sparked global false reports of Jonathan’s death while soliciting crypto donations

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I’ll have what he’s having! #jonathan #tortoise #oldage #old #senior

Oldest #Tortoise gone. Safe travels.

World's oldest known tortoise, Jonathan, still alive despite reports of death A widely circulated social media post purporting to belong to the tortoise's vet has been revealed to be a hoax.

Maybe we should all slow down. #Jonathan #Tortoise www.bbc.com/news/article...

Brian Blessed in Flash Gordon shouting JONATHAN'S ALIVE?!

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Jonathan the tortoise, world's oldest known land animal, dies aged 193 The vet who cared for the giant tortoise said he had left behind a "legacy of resilience and longevity".

World's oldest known tortoise, Jonathan, dies aged 193

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Hector the tortoise.
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A surrealist sculpture of a tiny tortoise. It's painted in sunset colours of orange red and yellow with blue accents. On its back it carries a sprouting plant morphing into a dorsal sail.

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