Performed my civic duty today by voting for the Bird of the Year. Always #TeamKea.
What is a Pigeon? A Rat with wings. Therefore, a Kereru is just a delinquent winged rat hanging around in the park blaring its music at all hours.
#BirdoftheCentury
#BOTY
#TeamKea
Haast's Eagle should be the winner on principle and everyone else can be its minions. #BirdofthePastMillenium
What could possibly be cooler that a garbage parrot with the vibe of an Australian magpie?
Just zero fucks to give. The coolest possible bird. Punk. As. Fuck.
#TeamKea
The Kea is a noble and proud representative of Aotearoa. The Kea treats everyone the same be they local, tourist, or random inanimate object - as a plaything worthy for destruction and ridicule. #TeamKea
Kea hate sheep. I hate sheep. #TeamKea
I was not ready for the campaigns to go this filthy so quickly. #TeamKea
Ngl pretty sad seeing how many birds are listed as “in serious trouble” #TeamKea
This is clearly a smear campaign to stop Kea winning Bird of the Century in this year’s BOTY poll!!Ignore this low-down tactic and remember to vote for the smartest, cutest alpine parrot there is! #TeamKea #kikorangi
Nah, #TeamKea forever!