Love #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter - here's "An Etiquette Lesson" from @SarahMMcCoy on @WriterUnboxed http://bit.ly/1NyJgdA
Oh a history book? I thought you meant like a proper book. Like Harry Potter #tenthingsnottosaytoawriter
You should write a novel. There's more money in fiction. Why don't you write a novel? #tenthingsnottosaytoawriter
At a signing in a book store: it sounds really interesting. I'll get it from the library next time I'm there. #tenthingsnottosaytoawriter
#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter "I'd totally be a writer too if I had better grammar."
Because it's all about grammar.
#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter "I read your thing! It's exactly like ____. Good work!"
Being told our work is derivative = not a compliment.
#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter "I don't like scary stories."
#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter "Who's your agent, and can you send my manuscript to him [sic]? It's really good."
"So, what's the *point* of your book, though? Like, why should I read it?" #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter #ThisReallyHappened
"I will rip open your chest and feast on the entrails within. Such is the fate of all writers." #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter
#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter "Yeah. I need a side income. I was thinking of doing what you do. You know, writing. Can't be too hard."
Your hashtag could be tighter. #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter
I could never be a writer because I canβt spell. #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter
#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter My dad: "You're wasting your time"
#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter My dad: "You're not really a writer unless your work is being read".
I was so pissed when he said that...
#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter My late gradma: You should quit that writing thing. It clearly hasn't worked out for you
#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter My dad, a few years ago: "Why do you write if you don't get it published?"
#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter When's the next book coming up?
#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter My dad: "What are you writing right now?" "Read us that sentence you just wrote."
#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter My mom: "You should write books for adults"
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO WRITE!!!!
But I know she means well, though.
Are you any good? #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter
How do you come up with your ideas? #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter
Oh you write fantasy? You mean like Tolkien? #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter
You're the best now that you'll ever be. #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter
It's unpaid but you'll be raising awareness of your work #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter
GENUINE QUOTE:
'All the best plays get produced.'
#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter
GENUINE QUOTE:
'It's both too contemporary, and yet not contemporary enough'
#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter
GENUINE QUOTE:
'I can't get my round the idea of it being sci-fi'
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'Would you like to apply for our 24-hour playwriting challenge?' #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter
'Quentin Letts loved it' #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter