#TerribleThanksgivingTraditions After dinner Jam session with Aunty and the Kids
#TerribleThanksgivingTraditions pardoning the turkey as it hasn't got a couple of mill to buy Trumpcoin.
Magas queueing for a free turd pie
#TerribleThanksgivingTraditions queueing for free turd pie, cos Donald still hasn't sent you that cheque he promised you a year ago
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What's Thanksgiving?
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Yearly shaving of Uncle's back before dessert
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Streaking
Taking The Yearly OnlyFans Portrait Photos With My StepFamily.
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#HashtagGame
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subjecting me to sportsball games when you wouldn't even watch me belting out show tunes before the parade
#TerribleThanksgivingTraditions Walmart boasts about the cheaper Thanksgiving meal package
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In Burn The Witch, Baltimore, a suspicious looking woman will be set ablaze, this year it's that woman that you sometimes see on the bus but no-one knows her. π§ππ₯π§
#TerribleThanksgivingTraditions Indiscriminate pardons
#TerribleThanksgivingTraditions Giving tanks
Practicing for turkey day all year long
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#TerribleThanksgivingTraditions Demanding total capitulation by countries under invasion.
#TerribleThanksgivingTraditions The annual WH Turkey hunt.
#TerribleThanksgivingTraditions Pardoning Turkey
Getting sloshed with your neighbors πΈ
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#TerribleThanksgivingTraditions Celebrating it a month late. π
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In Frozen Lake Why Do People Live Here, Alaska, the locals throw boiling water at each other and laugh like drains as the liquid turns to ice before it hits their face. Ha ha.
#TerribleThanksgivingTraditions Celebrating the welcome your ancestors got when they were immigrants by pulling up the welcome mat against the ones coming behind you
#TerribleThanksgivingTraditions Bobbing for giblets
#TerribleThanksgivingTraditions Posting this gif for every Thanksgiving tag
#TerribleThanksgivingTraditions Pardoning turkeys without a background check just because they showed up for your insurrection
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In Kick The Can, Kansas, the locals celebrate Thanksgiving by kicking a can of canvas all over Kick The Can. Well worth visiting the Kick The Can Kick The Can Of Canvas Festival in Kansas.
#TerribleThanksgivingTraditions Gathering with family
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The entire holiday, except for the food.
Forgetting to remove the turkey tracking device
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In Shotgun, Texas the locals ban bullets for a day but it usually ends in a massive egg fight. π₯
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the after dinner fistfight