a small dog with a black eyebrow drawn on its face is smiling . Alt: a small dog with a black eyebrow drawn on its face is smiling .

Why is a car with ten bumps in it so luxurious?

Because of the deca-dents.

#BaDoomTish #ThankYouIllBeHereAllWeek #LadiesAndJoirms #WhyIOughtta #MeetMrsHartShesGOIRGEOUS #BringBackOldTimeyBronxAccentNow

also, because no one in lab is old enough to get the joke: about my samples, he blinded them ... FOR SCIENCE! #thankyouillbehereallweek

sometimes, scientists have way too much fun. so, to the brave designers of TURD, i say ... are you shitting me? :) #thankyouillbehereallweek