Sudden sounds of a monstrosity ravaging the side of the house growling crashing
wife: the dogs!
me: throwing on sandals scrabbling for a flashlight
the dogs: jogging inside like its no big
wife grabbing them turning to me: you're the one wearing shoes, go check it out!
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Oh. So. Good!!
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“...bash 'em in the head, that seems to work.”

Choose 20 Guilty Pleasure Movies. One movie per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just the one sheet. Day 10 #ShaunoftheDead #ThanksBabe

BC Strawberries in a bowl with homemade ice cream.

Final minute of play in the Edmonton/LA game and my wife drops fresh homemade ice cream & BC Strawberries in my lap, Edmonton hangs on for the win after a crazy final minute.
Nice wrap up to a crazy week.
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Mine leaves a spoon with leftover peanut butter and jelly from a 1AM snack next to the Keurig for me to use in the morning. #thanksbabe

If you aren’t eating scrambled eggs with carne asada, spinach, and hatch green chilies, you’re doing Christmas breakfast wrong. #sorrynotsorry #thanksbabe

Pets. They’re not just for blaming your farts on. #thanksbabe

Marry the kind of man who’ll use milk in his coffee so you can have the last of the half and half. #thanksbabe

Thank you @taylorswift13 for spending 42 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2018Wrapped https://spotifywrapped.com #ThanksBabe