BIRTHDAY SWING. BACKWARDS DEVIL. SUBLIMINAL GLOW.

Is this a skincare sale or a cursed VHS tape?

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It’s my birthday and I’ve made peace with the devil.

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She waits in the woods.
Bottle in hand.
Spellbound by fir and fog.

The forest will reveal its secret.
April 1st. 🌲💧

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To our trans and nonbinary friends, customers, and family: your existence is powerful, your presence is necessary, and your joy is revolutionary.

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