This meme always makes me laugh, I had forgotten about Elon's attempt at humor by wearing a funny hat.
Thankyou for this reminder of only a year ago!
I am billionarie <engineer>
I am just like you,
Look I too have humor!!!
*Elon's internal monologue*
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After Elon Musk's LOCATION FEATURE on Twitter Exposed many influential MAGA accounts are actually based in Russia, Nigeria & Bangladesh.
Elon has now quietly disabled the LOCATION FEATURE on his TwitterX platform.
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#Billionaires
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Nobody becomes a Billionaire through their own Hard Work.
But when you're a Millionaire, there are fewer rules...
First #Kickbacks, then they let you do it.
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Oh it looks like Elon has started putting in time at SpaceX again, now that he is no longer running #DOGE
How can you tell Elon Helped?
...Boom.
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Internet added additional details to original
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#When2BillionairesMeet
#TrumpMusk
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Elon contemplates going back...
"what about the children?"
Means something completely different when #DonaldTrump is involved.
#Epstein #EpsteinFiles
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Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.
-the philosopher Mike Tyson
(speaking about Tyrants that beak off)
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"First Messy BreakUp of Pride Month"
-zoe rose bryant
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Elon who
-defunded US foreign aid
-pulled funding for critical medications
-halted decades long clinical studies
-destroyed US foreign relations in developing & war-torn countries...
...gets bullied online while streaming his videogame play from his private jet
#TaxBillionaires
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Making life for everyone worse, and threatening everyone's water.
#Billionaires need to be stopped.
#theElonMuskShow, Junkie repeatedly puts himself in front of cameras.
The only things #Elon is missing from full junkie-mode, are the crazy one armed swing as he walks, & the disturbingly loud yelling at people that aren't there.
Props to the New York Times, and especially the camera man
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Elon is a junkie.
And NOT a high functioning type of Junkie.
Elon's the "i need it so bad, i don't care if i can't pee!" kind.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Took it once medicinally, a year ago,
Totally haven't used it since...
Yeah we're supposed to believe his actions are from popping some vitamin C tablets & grabbing a coffee right?
Right?
...bullshit fking junkie!
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Tesla investors insist highly paid CEO actually do some work every week.
Make Billionaires Work Again...
It keeps them from stealing your grandma's health benfits.
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When you don't know how anything works, but you get to yell at foreigner engineers to create new technologies so that your lies can come True.
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Now Elon oversees rockets that EXPLODE & spin out of control through OTHER COUNTRIES AIRSPACE!
Elon Musk not just a NAZI,
A #stupidNAZI
#Starlink
Brought to you by the same great mind that is hiring drivers to oversee his "driverless" vehicles b/c #Tesla only quailies as Lvl 2 autonomy.
A massive rocket, so heavy it will never carry large payloads & 3/3 times suffers major malfunctions that Elon won't clean up.
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Leave it to Elon Musk to re-invent DRIVING,
by hiring actual HUMANS to oversee his "driverless" vehicles b/c Elon Musk is too cheap to invest in Research & Development and Elon prefers not to use all those EXPENSIVE technologies that cut into his profits.
All promise no tech.
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Confronted with numerical inaccuracy by journalist, Elon short circuits & resorts to referring to journalist as an NPC
His go-to insult that Elon believes journalists will not react to. The interview is
difficult to watch but important in dispelling the myth of billionaire geniuses
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Elon's race from Excellence towards Mediocrity and most recently Poor Branding, has been graphed and it is lovely.
Full Article here:
www.axios.com/2025/05/20/a...
Elon Musk removing federal oversight of aviation in US so he can continue blowing up rockets in other country's airspace & avoid expensive clean up cancerous rocket debris.
Say what you will about Elon, he is definitely a threat to health, security, competency & foreign relations
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"Concerning..."
-Elon Musk (when asked almost anything)
"It's not my World, I'm just living in it"
-my buddy Chris (who isn't personally responsible for decapitating multiple govt. safety agencies, and does not create hazardous mobile exploding-cars!!)
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Keep your eyes on the Billionaires!
They can only keep growing their power & influence by stealing more & more from millions of tax payers.
Charging more for essentials like heat, food, & clean water.
& by privatizing technology (internet) that was created with public tax money
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The only idea Elon Musk did NOT steal from someone else was the #Cybertruck
Elon trying to mine the U.S. copyright office for ideas is the most Edison/Elon Musk Billionaire move, that an uneducated/lazy Elon ever pulled.
Edison stole ideas from Tesla.
Elon stole from everyone else
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Christina Balan, the Tesla Engineer & Cancer survivor, who tried to warn her boss, there were safety issues & defects on Tesla's, so Elon tried to destroy her
She beat cancer, then she took Elon to Court
& won & won again!
(details start @ 10min)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD56...
SNL had some fun summarizing Elon Musk's newest reality.
#TheElonMuskShow continues apparently...
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"I'm so tired of the deep state & dark money in politics, am I right...
..Sooo, what do you guys think of cheese hats?"
What does Elon do when he is caught trying to game EV rebates outside of the U.S.?
He lies... unconvincingly!
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electrek.co/2025/04/09/t...
#CyberTruck
"In the end, Musk cursed the Cybertruck by ignoring the reasons people buy pickup trucks — to haul things around and drive well in offroad conditions. The vehicle isn’t competent at either of those things"
-Forbes
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www.forbes.com/sites/alanoh...
Forbes Magazine just referred to Elon's #CyberTruck as #Elon'sEdsel
Elon has failed at engineering so badly, that even a trillion dollar company couldn't make his only original idea work.
Looks like this particular Cybertruck just gave up!
#notAGenius
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It is an Excellent Question.
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