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#TheFatFuckingCheeto would be crawling.
#TheFatFuckingRapist can not outrun a goose.
#TheFatFuckingTraitor could never outrun a moose.
#TheFatFuckingLoser would be stalling.
#TheFatFuckingWhiner would be calling.
His master, #ElonTheFuckingNazi just balling his eyes out and snotting.