My brother and I just had to explain what a strap on was to my mother. #TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
Hashtag
#TheLyonFamily
Advertisement · 728 × 90
Budweiser and crabs. I can't think of a better way to celebrate Aunt Lori's life. #TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
Drew: I'm ugly. That's why she liked me
Aunt G: I'm glad that's the reason.
#TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
Uncle C: Ain't that called plag-a-rism?
Everyone: plagiarism*
Uncle C: That's just like tomato, to-ma-to
Drew: That's #TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
Aunt G: Joey eats it in frohitas.
#TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
Uncle G: I'll tell you my story about tongue.
#TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
Uncle G: I've never read a whole book in my life.
#TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
Dad: What kind of wine is it?
Uncle G: It's that communion wine.
#TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
Uncle G: This stuff smells like that stuff from communion at church.
Me: ...isn't it wine?
#TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
My uncle just poured wine into kiddie cups. #TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
My mother is one of those people. #TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
The worst/best part of #TheLyonFamily is that I don't even have to make any of this shit up.
0
0
0
0
"It's not fair. She has an autoimmune disorder, but we got sick" -my mother #TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
The left is my sleep at my parents. The right is my sleep at my house. It's almost like something stressful happens here. #TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
Dad: After screwing that up, they deserve to lose, Maria.
#TheLyonFamily #MarylandPride
0
0
0
0
Mom: Someone shamed him for pooping during potty training
Dee: Yeah, I shamed the shit out of him!
#TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
Dee: Who's even heard of Sarah Lankin?
Everyone: Sir Lanka
Dee: Okay, but what is it?
#TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
Lexi: *puts on button that says "Favorite child*
#TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
Kate: you were psycho bitch. She's mellow bitch
Lexi: *walks in and 🙄 at Colby*
Colby: YOU FUCKING SEE THAT?
Kate: see?
#TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
Dee: I'm allergic to something. I'm breaking out
Me: Christmas? Joy?
Dee: Definitely joy
#TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
Wrapping paper of my cousins face #TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
Mom: Don't throw that present away because it's noisy
Dee: What are you talking about? I don't throw stuff away. I yard sale
#TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
My mom bought every woman in our family an Oprah's book on happiness. My Aunt Eileen is the only one happy about it. #TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
Mom: It's a book about finding happiness. So you can hate people but be happy
Kate: Hating people does make me happy
#TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
Dee: Yo! What's your name? Liam! (Her grandson)
#TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
*walk into my cousins*
Everyone: Merry Christmas!
Dee: What up!
#TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
Ah. There's my annual gift of my mom's shitty sense of direction even in places she's been hundreds of times. #TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
Well, it's 10:42 and we are finally hitting the road. #Not9 #TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
Took everything in me not to buy Mount Gay rum for the gift exchange with my less than accepting family. #TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0
Mom said we were leaving at 9. She just got out of the shower and all children need to shower yet. #TheLyonFamily
0
0
0
0