#ThePortalOpenedAnd .............oh never mind

Paul Lynde smirking on Hollywood Squares in the seventies

#ThePortalOpenedAnd Paul Lynde walked out, delivered a salty double entendre about portals, and vanished back into it as it closed.

#ThePortalOpenedAnd nobody knew how...

a man is standing next to a blue truck that is pumping water into a manhole cover . ALT: a man is standing next to a blue truck that is pumping water into a manhole cover .

#ThePortalOpenedAnd the old man fell for it again & again

#ThePortalOpenedAnd a demon appeared, topless, but at least wearing pants.

#ThePortalOpenedAnd we danced with abandon

a group of priests are gathered in front of a camera with the words canal uol on the bottom ALT: a group of priests are gathered in front of a camera with the words canal uol on the bottom

#ThePortalOpenedAnd out walked a new Pope...

the letter o is surrounded by a glowing blue circle ALT: the letter o is surrounded by a glowing blue circle

#ThePortalOpenedAnd we found a new demention @nighttimewmary.bsky.social

a black and white photo of a puppet in a suit and tie looking out of a door ALT: a black and white photo of a puppet in a suit and tie looking out of a door

#ThePortalOpenedAnd then closed without an explanation

#ThePortalOpenedAnd CatBird Tags returned!

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#ThePortalOpenedAnd I signed into AIM.

#ThePortalOpenedAnd @dianeiam.bsky.social was dancing on her car. In this world, humping the car hood means “take me home and never call again.” 😐

#ThePortalOpenedAnd I defeated @BellaLaRue1 in Hump Ball by denying her sufficient cow bell, getting her baked with Antler Barbie, and distracting Bella by reminding her that she can’t find her car.

a group of football players in red uniforms with the number 91 on the back ALT: a group of football players in red uniforms with the number 91 on the back

#ThePortalOpenedAnd everyone transferred 🏈👀

a brown dog is playing with a green and yellow ball ALT: a brown dog is playing with a green and yellow ball

#ThePortalOpenedAnd this alien rope thing came through, so I killed it for you. You're welcome.

#ThePortalOpenedAnd he breathed a sigh of great relief.

a video game where a person is going through a portal with a gun Alt: a video game where a person is going through a portal with a gun Portal

#ThePortalOpenedAnd opened and opened and opened

a man in a hawaiian shirt is standing in front of a fire hydrant on a city street . ALT: a man in a hawaiian shirt is standing in front of a fire hydrant on a city street .

#ThePortalOpenedAnd the cocaine sharks came pouring through

a close up of a man with a beard wearing a gray shirt . ALT: a close up of a man with a beard wearing a gray shirt .

#ThePortalOpenedAnd a Cockney said "Oi! What you doin lookin in me por'al?"

a man in a star trek uniform is laying on a bed with his head on a pillow ALT: a man in a star trek uniform is laying on a bed with his head on a pillow

#ThePortalOpenedAnd I Boldly Went Where No One Had Been Before

a gnome is sitting next to a mushroom and a bowl of berries . ALT: a gnome is sitting next to a mushroom and a bowl of berries .

#ThePortalOpenedAnd I caught a glimpse of @pixelthegnome.bsky.social polishing his mushroom!

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