Radio voice: Flying doctor calling Wollumboola base. I'm on my way Mrs Fraser, just wrap him up and don't move him.
Tony: That's good isn't It, short wave 11.5 metres. I must call him up one night and have a chat about my back ache!
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Birds have no right to be in towns. Why don't they stay in the country where they belong? Wait til they perch on my aerial with a lump of my bread in their mouth. I'll shove a few hundred volts through it, that'll make their feet tingle!
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Landlady: I don't know why you want to keep going in and out for anyway
Tony: I don't keep going in and out. I came home, I went out, now I've come in again. I don't call that keep going in and out! You saw me go out, you must have expected me to come in again!
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Radio voice: Flying doctor calling Wollumboola base. I'm on my way Mrs Fraser, just wrap him up and don't move him.
Tony: That's good isn't It, short wave 11.5 metres. I must call him up one night and have a chat about my backache!
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Tony: What's your exact bearing?
Mayday: My position is longitude...
Tony: Wait a minute, wait a minute, I've broken me pencil!
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Police radio: Car 35, Car 35, report received drinks being served in Three Kings, Agamemnon Road at 11.15. Investigate please
Tony: Three Kings, Agamemnon Road, that's not bad, 11.15. I'll have to remember that!
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It seems ages since I had a natter with old Yoki Suji in Tokyo. I wonder how his wife is, what was her name? Radiant Flower of the Devine Heavens.
I wonder if her feet are still playing her up?
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Tokyo voice : How is weather in San Francisco? It is are raining not here in Tokyo
Tony: Oh, get off the air you oriental fool! I've got a bloke here drifting about helplessly with a dirty great hole in his boat!
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Tony: Harry, do us a favour will you? Nip round to my mother's place and ask her to make a tray of bread pudding. Oh, and tell my mother, sugar on the bread pudding. Roger and out.
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Tony: Oh, by the way, thanks for the bottle of Slivovitch
Belgrade voice: Oh, you received it
Tony: Yes, very good. I had a sore throat for a fortnight! There's a crate of stout in the post, I hope you like it!
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Oh it's a marvellous invention this is. I don't know what I'd do without this, I'd go crackers. Best 500 quids worth I ever spent. Opened up completely new horizons for me. Friends all over the world. None in this country but all over the world!
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Police radio: Car 35, Car 35, report received drinks being served in Three Kings, Agamemnon Road at 11.15. Investigate please.
Tony: Three Kings, Agamemnon Road, that's not bad, 11.15. I'll have to remember that!
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Mayday: Listen carefully, I cannot keep on the air much longer, my batteries are almost finished
Tony: I understand, go ahead
Mayday: Keep tuned to this wavelength, you are my only contact with the outside world
Tony: At last, me bread pudding days are over!
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"It seems ages since I had a natter with old Yoki Suji in Tokyo.
I wonder how his wife is, what was her name? Radiant Flower of the Devine Heavens.
I wonder if her feet are still playing her up?"
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This is GLK London to all stations. GLK London is now closing down and will be off the air for five minutes for a quick cough and a drag!
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Police radio: Car 35, Car 35, report received drinks being served in Three Kings, Agamemnon Road at 11.15. Investigate please
Tony: Three Kings, Agamemnon Road, that's not bad, 11.15. I'll have to remember that!
#TheRadioHam
I suppose I must lead what the social workers call a full life. The world is my oyster! I can dip in and have a basinful of anywhere I fancy. Ooh, these headphones don't half make your ears hot. Dear oh dear, like two braised chops under there they are!
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