Clarence Thomas is Allergic to Progressive Policies. (Take a pill, buddy.) With Love, The Snarky Correspondent

Turns out the real danger isn’t progress—it’s the idea that the rules might finally apply to him, and that’s the part he can’t fucking stand. #ClarenceThomas #GinniThomas #Republcans #SCOTUS #January6th #TheSnarkyCorrespondent open.substack.com/pub/thesnark...

The Smallest Possible Truth (and Why It Smells Like Bullshit) Distraction Thy Name is Epstein. With Love, The Snarky Correspondent

We handed Iran a toll booth on the global energy highway. #DonaldTrump #JeffreyEpstein #MelaniaTrump #GhislaineMaxwell #Iran #UnitedStates #TheSnarkyCorrespondent open.substack.com/pub/thesnark...

“Both Sides Do It” Is the Dumbest Lie in American Politics. With Love and Frustration, The Snarky Correspondent

“Both sides do it” is what people say when critical thinking feels like cardio and they’d rather stay seated. #Republicans #Democrats #BothSidesDontDoIt #TheSnarkyCorrespondent
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Another Fucking Two-Week Promise With Love and Absolute Whiplash, The Snarky Correspondent

Another “two weeks” from Donald Trump isn’t strategy—it’s a global game of “how long until this all goes to absolute fuck.” #TACO #DonaldTrump #Iran #UnitedStates #War #TheSnarkyCorrespondent open.substack.com/pub/thesnark...

Our President is an unhinged Twat Waffle. (Annihilation Now Passes for Policy.) With Love and Furious Anger, The Snarky Correspondent

If a president can threaten the death of a civilization and half the country just scrolls past it—we don’t have a leadership problem. This is a WTF is wrong with us problem! #DonaldTrump #Iran #War #UnitedStates #Republicans #Fascism #TheSnarkyCorrespondent open.substack.com/pub/thesnark...

How to Neuter Citizens United v. FEC Without Waiting for Nine Robes and a Miracle With Love and Excitement, The Snarky Correspondent

Robert Reich gave us the plan...LET'S USE IT! Also, fuck Citizens United. Thank you and have a great day! #RobertReich #CitizensUnited #StatesHavePower #TheSnarkyCorrespondent open.substack.com/pub/thesnark...

🔥 Cabinet Confirmed—The Women Go First With Love, The Snarky Correspondent

In Trump’s World, this is the ONLY reason any woman goes first. BREAKING NEWS: YOU'RE FIRED! (P.S. Gabbard is next.) Here's my Snark Take. #PamBondi #TheSnarkyCorrespondent open.substack.com/pub/thesnark...

Donald Trump—the man who treats the Ten Commandments like optional fucking suggestion is now suddenly hosting a White House revival tour. #happyeaster #holyweek #DonaldTrump #Republicans #TheSnarkyCorrespondent

War for Profit Isn’t a Conspiracy. It’s the Business Model. With Love, The Snarky Correspondent

We can’t get insulin approved—but the war machine gets express checkout and a rewards program. #War #Profiteering #Republicans #TheSnarkyCorrespondent open.substack.com/pub/thesnark...

Illinois 8th Didn’t Change — It Just Hit Refresh on the Same Corporate Settings. Raja vs Bean With Love, The Snarky Correspondent

Illinois 8th didn’t flip — it just swapped one donor-approved Democrat for another and called it a choice. #MelissaBean #RajaKrishnamoorthi #Illinois8thCongressionalDistrict #CorporateCandidates #Illinois #TheSnarkyCorrespondent
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🔥 How to manufacture a crisis, refuse to fix it, and then send in ICE to… stand there. Ok.... With Love, The Snarky Correspondent

We can’t pay TSA, but we can afford a bunch of ICE agents standing around pretending that’s the same thing. This isn’t security—it’s a fucking stage prop. #TSA #ICE #airports #travel #DonaldTrump #Republicans #TheSnarkyCorrespondent open.substack.com/pub/thesnark...

🔥 $33 Million in Fear: What AIPAC and Big Money Saw in the Illinois' — and Why It Terrified Them. (P.S. It's Democrats who won't fall in line.) With Love and Frustration, The Snarky Correspondent

AIPAC and big-money donors just dropped $33 million to remind everyone who they think owns the Democratic Party — turns out they’re terrified of Democrats who don’t come with a price tag. #AIPAC #IlinoisPrimary2026 #Primary #DemocraticParty #TheSnarkyCorrespondent
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Happy Primary Day 2026. Now Let’s Talk About the Global Oil Artery Republicans Helped Light on Fire. (God Help Us.) With Love and Light, The Snarky Correspondent

It’s Primary Day. GO VOTE! Turns out when we let reckless idiots run the world, eventually something important gets fucked. The Strait of Hormuz Edition. #StraightOfHormuz #Iran #Primary2026 #VOTE #Republicans #Oil #Gas #TheSnarkyCorrespondent open.substack.com/pub/thesnark...

Trump Thinks He Gets to Pick Iran’s Next Leader — Because Apparently He Runs the Whole Fucking Planet With Love, The Snarky Correspondent 🎤

Donald Trump doesn’t run the world — no matter how loudly he screams it from a golf cart.
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#DonaldTrump #Iran #TheSnarkyCorrespondent

This Is Not “Strength.” It’s a Fucking Gamble With American Lives. With Love and Anger, The Snarky Correspondent

If your entire war plan fits on a bumper sticker, it’s probably a fucking disaster. #Iran #Israel #DonaldTrump #War #Congress #TheSnarkyCorrespondent
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The Middle Class Is Dead. We’re Just Pretending It’s on Vacation. With Love and Frustration, The Snarky Correspondent

I’m so tired of being told I’m “middle class” when I’m broke, exhausted, and one bad week away from financial collapse. That’s not a class—that’s a scam with a nicer name. #middleclass #Reagan #thesnarkycorrespondent open.substack.com/pub/thesnark...

A couple was murdered, a family destroyed, and Trump still made it about himself. That’s not leadership — it’s rot with a microphone. With saddness, The Snarky Correspondent. RIP Rob and Michele. #RobReiner #MichelleReiner #TheSnarkyCorrespondent open.substack.com/pub/thesnark...

The Spark That Keeps Us Sane and Provides Some Right Good Giggles. With Love and Support, The Snarky Correspondent

Tired of yelling at your screen alone? Let #HalSparks, #JohnnyMillion, and #PhilipIttner do it smarter, louder, and with actual facts—while I heckle from the sidelines at #TheSnarkyCorrespondent open.substack.com/pub/thesnark...

Ghosted by a Campaign Bro. With Love and Extreme Anger, The Snarky Correspondent.

Signed the contract. Got ghosted. If you can’t manage a group chat, maybe don’t manage a campaign.
#GhostedByACampaignBro #TheSnarkyCorrespondent
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"Pam Bondi: Corruption in Lip Gloss" With Love, The Snarky Corresondent

Pam Bondi teased an Epstein “client list,” took Trump’s hush cash, and walked off clean. Grift. Gaslight. Gone.
#GOPGrift #PamBondi #EpsteinCoverup #TheSnarkyCorrespondent
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