“I have the best plan of all, but I'm not going to tell you what my plan is. Every every single thing has been thought out by all of us. But I can't reveal the plan to the media.”

How is one meant to deploy the “of course I have a girlfriend, you don’t know her because she goes to another school” meme if he just quotes it verbatim?

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Used to create detailed A.I.-generated targeting packages, these capabilities could have given decision makers the impression of a low-risk, quick-turn war with Iran. The further into the conflict the United States gets, however, the more it seems that hope has been a mirage.

These credulous dumbfucks.

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The first of the two screenshot posts was March 24.
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2026, on #TheStupidestTimeline: Wikipedia is more literate than The New Yorker.

Iran war threatens global helium supply Attacks on Qatar and the Strait of Hormuz remove one-third of the world’s helium from the market

Bad news for scientific and medical instruments that require liquid #helium as a #cryogen.

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But yet incapable of reflection…. #TheStupidestTimeline

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‘Plastic Eating’ Trend for Weight Loss Is Going Viral in China A new, strange phenomenon called the “plastic eating” trend for weight loss is gaining momentum in China on TikTok. According to clips doing the rounds on the internet, people, especially youngsters, ...

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White House releases video promoting ‘justice the American way’ featuring Hollywood characters Critics have called Trump administration’s provocative video ‘slopaganda’, used to promote president’s agenda

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Viral Child Soldiers on TikTok: The ‘Disney Stars’ of Sudan’s Civil War - bellingcat To stay up to date on our latest investigations, join Bellingcat’s WhatsApp channel here. You can read an Arabic version of this investigation on Radio Dabanga’s site here. Child soldiers linked to Su...

Reasons why Asocial Media should be regulated #74638. #TheStupidestTimeline

"When a Bayesian agent is provided with data that are sampled based on a current hypothesis the agent becomes increasingly confident about the hypothesis but does not make any progress towards the truth."

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"they will soon be floating at the bottom of the sea"

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The absolute funniest thing here would be to find out Paramount’s latest raise was a bluff and it doesn’t actually want this deal but was egged on and put up to it corruptly to pump up Netflix’s bid and thereby give a windfall to Warner’s’ sellers and creditors. A true test of #thestupidesttimeline!

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Perhaps it's so egregious they gotta?
At this point of #TheStupidestTimeline (& on account of Donald Trump's lack of conscience & unhinged narcissistic megalomania) I'm ready for anything. Hate-filled chaos agents like Trump, Putin, Epstein, Musk, etc. don't just cross lines, they obliterate them.

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hahahahaha of course you have,

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Now we don't even know where we are on #TheStupidestTimeline.

The obsession with debates, rather than careful analysis and argument, is very much a part of #TheStupidestTimeline.

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🚭 17 yrs here & I this #EmotionalSupportCanadian detests this vile GOP incarnation for abandoning 🇺🇲 purveyors of democracy & equality! I'll be damned if 🇨🇦 didn't re-legalize Cannabis just in time to witness the rise of this Trumpian Idiocracy-Autocratic-Olighachy-Kakistocracy.
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