NOT #TheONION
No, really. Kirk was the glue that kept this shitshow from going completely off the rails!?!
We’re all gonna die.
You work too hard not to give us your money. #TheOnion
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Pope Leo XIV #TheOnion
Revealing plans to lift all unnecessary regulations surrounding the use of lab-developed amino acid… #TheOnion
Shrugging off the notion that it required any special talent or discipline to become the youngest… #TheOnion
Emphasizing that her son’s young age had never stopped him from pursuing his dreams, local mother… #TheOnion
Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas #TheOnion
Are these even jokes anymore?!
What is real anyway?
#theonion #pedotopia
Calling the snazzy battle garments the most substantial advancement in boogie-woogie warfare in 85… #TheOnion
Hiker Airlifted After Being Stung By Bees Over 100 Times #TheOnion
Απίστευτη δήλωση Robert F. Kennedy Jr.: «Οι Αμερικανοί πρέπει να τρώνε περισσότερες μέλισσες»
#CEMedia #TheOnion #press
open.substack.com/pub/contente...
Fox News headline says Vice President JD Vance addresses President Trump’s escalating feud with Pope Leo over Iran conflict
in the year 2015, this would have been considered too extreme for #theonion
You have lots of limitations. Spending shouldn’t be one of them. #TheOnion
Shocking Truth Social followers with a graphic insult to a nebulous opponent, President Donald Trump… #TheOnion
Automatic U.S. Military Draft Registration To Begin By December #TheOnion
U.S. Reaches Trade Deal With Pedotopia #TheOnion
Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam… #TheOnion
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: The Noble Prize #TheOnion
Blothar The Berserker Of GWAR Explains How Independent Journalism Is The Only Force As Powerful As… #TheOnion
In a major new agreement expected to provide the United States with unprecedented market access to… #TheOnion
GLP-1s: Myth Vs. Fact #TheOnion
Our current reality seems like someone fed The Onion into ChatGPT and it keeps spitting out each day on the fly.
#TheOnion #IsThisReality
Relying on a precise measurement as though a slight miscalculation could be lethal, local woman Anna… #TheOnion