#Hellbeast approved! 🩷 #BeerMe #FlamingoFriday #TikiAsFuck

mid-afternoon at the oasis... #AlohaFriday #TikiAsFuck #StayHydrated

afternoon deeelite... 🍊🍍 #AlohaFridayThe13th #TikiAsFuck #HardSeltzer

finally scored @TipTopProperCocktails' #JungleBird on my 2nd SoCal excursion in late 2025 - if only they expanded to my fair hamlet - well, that might be...dangerous! 👀 #TikiTuesday #TikiAsFuck

definitely the best sour I've ever had! 🥥🌴🥥 #BeerMe #AholaFriday #TikiAsFuck

2026: year of hydration! #AholaFriday #MookieSezHowdy #TikiAsFuck

2nd year attending @DesignerCon - my willpower is legendary! 💪🤓💪 Pt. 2 #TikiAsFuck

I don't so much go for blondes nowadays, however! 🍻 @pureproject #BeerForGood #TropicalMist #TikiAsFuck

some #FBF Halloweenie lewks throughout zee years! 👀🎃 👀 #TikiAsFuck

Happy #WorldBeardDay - my favorite foto of moi from 7ish years ago. 🌴 #StardustMemories #TikiAsFuck

first day of a week plus staycay down! #BeerMe #BoatShoesHazyIPA #TikiAsFuck

bought for the obvious reasons...didn't realize it was an #ImperialStout (one of my least faves!) - but aside from the awesome can art tribute, it was stroooong! #BeerMe #ImAGrownAssCat #TikiAsFuck

last month I paid off my car, now I'm 100% debt free (Dave Ramsey can fuck all the way off)...celebratin' with nachos and the best canned Mai Tai I've had yet! 🧉 #tikiasfuck

#AlohaFlashbackFriday to last month's Red Dress LV event... @misskittybaby.bsky.social @buffyfan84.bsky.social ❤️ #caftancam #tikiasfuck

BRB, I'm drinking a 'radiant symphony'....this is pretty tasty - usually stick to seltzers with zero to verrry low sugar/carbs, but this was a solid random single purrchase. #tikiasfuck

so apparently I like sours now? well, if they're #TikiAsFuck 😜 #beerme #pinkguavacolada