#TimeRam: Darwin's Gorilla (From Parts)
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Up from the dusty museum basement of the McCoy era, Time Ram rebuilds Ghost Light from parts to furnish the Whittaker Exhibition. Tragically, some of those parts have been lost in transit; I suspect they were sent to Java.
#TimeRam - Happiness is a Warm Larvae Gun
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I hope this doesn't bug you, but it's time we visited Vortis, the Web Planet! It's not just a crash-land but a time-ram as Colin Baker is hurled bodily into this Hartnell-era tale.
#TimeRam: Zygon Fudge
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And we're off! Fingers on buzzers! Are you feeling lucky? Are you ready to ram the time? Who's going to be Scottishest? Who's going to be the Osbest and who the Osworst?
#TimeRam - The Mars Base (In Space)
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Forget Moonbase Three, it's time for Marsbase Four! Time Ram takes The Moonbase farther than it's ever gone before; specifically, it's been rammed into Mars. More specifically, it's been rammed into the Tom Baker era.
#TimeRam: The Robots of Light Injury
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The game's afoot! Someone aboard this sandminer is a killer, picking off the crew one by one, and the Doctor and friends have been framed! Could it be the cold, calculating Uvanov? The secretive Poul? Surely not mild-mannered robot technician Dask?
#TimeRam: The End of Maths
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Entropy: a thermodynamic quantity representing the unavailability of a system's thermal energy for conversion into mechanical work, often interpreted as the degree of disorder or randomness in the system.
#TimeRam - Fancy Threads
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Take a story starring Gatwa,
Remake as a Pat Troughton tale;
If you should look
For a pod that'll smack ya,
That's oddly filled with Macra,
This cast is the one!
Timeram Ramamant! Timeram Ramamant!
Creeptober 29: Vampiric Coven
#TimeRam: What We Do in E-Space
It's time to dig through the ditches and burn through the witches and Ram in the Time of three Draculas! That's right, it's Jodie Whittaker's take on State of Decay, and it's #DoctorWho 's crossover with What We Do in the Shadows!
Creeptober 9: Witch Hunt
#TimeRam: Which Witch is Which?
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Put on your opera gown and someone else's panties, come bobbing for cholera, and tune in for another episode of Time Ram! In this episode, Paul McGann takes on The Witchfinders!
#TimeRam: Avery's Alien Gold
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This is Deadman's secret key; Smallwood, Ringwood, and Gurnwood. Or something like that. So take that secret key and unlock your ears for this episode of Time Ram, which transposes lost Hartnell classic The Smugglers into the Eccleston era.
#TimeRam: Planet of Eeevil
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It's the Planet of Evil with Sylvester McCoy! Ignore the asbestos; Captain Scarlet can handle it. Just sit back with a spectrum mixer and learn how Salamar is like Charlotte Owen, why Philip Hinchcliffe wrote Target,
#TimeRam: Planet of Eeevil
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It's the Planet of Evil with Sylvester McCoy! Ignore the asbestos; Captain Scarlet can handle it. Just sit back with a spectrum mixer and learn how Salamar is like Charlotte Owen, why Philip Hinchcliffe wrote Target,
#TimeRam - The Occidental Toymaker
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There's a lot that's missing from the sixties; to name a few, Ace of Wands, George and Margaret, and The Celestial Toymaker. Well, no more on the last one, thanks to Time Ram bringing it bang up to date in the Matt Smith era!
#TimeRam: It's a Museum... A SPACE Museum!
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Hang a left at the Outdated Cellphone Planet and just three parsecs after the Municipal Swimming Planet, you'll arrive at the Morok Military History Museum... a SPACE museum!
#TimeRam - The Tartan Dilemma
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And you thought his normal coat was bad! But when the Sixth Doctor puts on his patchwork tartan leotard, only two things are certain; he's going to Scotland, and Peri is going to pretend she's never met him before in her life.
#DoctorWho #TimeRam - Shakespeare's Shih Tzu
To Ram or not to Ram? There can be no question.
Two Doctors, both alike in modernity,
In ye olde London, where the TARDIS mov'd,
From Tennant tale break to new Capaldi,
Where clever pens make boring scripts improv'd.
#TimeRam: Whodunnit???
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As Time Ram takes Jon Pertwee and rams him heartily into The Unicorn and the Wasp, they take some time to ponder the strange mysteries that surround this story.
#TimeRam: Army of Companions
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Hm? Oh, sorry, I didn't hear you come in. I was putting my finishing touches on this shrine to JNT, to commemorate his brilliance in setting up a Dalek-Cyberman bitch-off in this most iconic of Fifth Doctor stories.
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Armageddon Comes to Milton Jeavons
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine. Why? Because it's in an alternate reality where The End of the World was a Tom Baker story;
Time Ram - 1964: Year of the Dragon
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I wanted to try and get this done while the Year of the Dragon is ongoing, so I did scrape through with a few weeks to go!
The Doctor's loss of Susan is fresh, but his next adventure is going to be absolutely frozen
Time Ram - The Jollity Patrol
#DoctorWho #TimeRam #Christmas
It's always Christmas on Terra Alpha. The overpowering stench of peppermint pervades the air, the Chuckle Brothers are armed with sniper rifles, and Humbugs will be shot on sight.
Originally posted to tumblr 11/08/2024
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Time Ram - River Song and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamboat
Originally posted to tumblr 10/21/2024
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Creeptober 21 - Weird Archtecture
Time Ram - Zero (Pr)Escher
Originally posted to tumblr 10/17/2024
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Creeptober 17 - Strange Geometry
Time Ram - Two Flat Ladies
It’s episode 69, baby! You know what that means; Turlough’s getting frothy, Tegan’s getting bolshy, and the TARDIS is getting smaller on the outside.
Originally posted to tumblr 09/28/2024
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Time Ram: The Co-Pilot
You WILL get wet. You MAY get soaked. It’s Time Ram, with Barry Williams (not the cricket writer), Paul Ferry (not from Maggie), and Rupert Booth (NOT the fucking bear!!!)
Originally posted to tumblr 09/01/2024
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Time Ram - Removal of the Daleks
After disabling the dismal Dynotrope with Mel (see: The Krrrrotons), the Doctor must face off against its siblings; Allotrope and Terry Tropes.
Originally posted to tumblr 07/18/2024
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Time Ram: Dude, Where’s My Yeti?
Russell T. Davies brings back another classic monster in this sequel to the beloved Peter Davison serial “The Abominable Snowmen,”
Originally posted to tumblr 07/05/2024
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Time Ram: A Good Man Fucks Us Up
Don’t be lulled by the Easy Yellow alert; this is Time Ram’s darkest hour, as our hosts must find a way to make A Good Man Goes to War in the Troughton era, without any earlier Rammed stories to draw from.
Originally posted to tumblr 06/10/2024
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Hues of June 10
Time Ram: A Nugget of Purest Green
It’s Peter Davison in The Creature From the Pit, and he most certainly isn’t going to do that scene. He’ll just All Creatures Great and Small it instead. Never fear, however, our trusty
Originally posted to tumblr 06/01/2024
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Hues of June 2
Time Ram: PEXIT
Doctor Who gets political! No, don’t Leave; Remain listening for rat-skin epaulets, Ice Warrior Helen Mirren, and Ed Sheeran whipping his lute out
